20 Million Year Old Spider Found 413
evil agent writes "BBC News is reporting that Paleontologist Dr. David Penny has found a spider, and two droplets of blood, perfectly perserved in amber. He was able to extract the blood and determine its age: 20 million years old. Since it is thought to be the first time that spider blood has been found perserved in amber, it is hoped that DNA could be extracted."
is it just me (Score:5, Funny)
blah! (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like
Clone it? (Score:4, Funny)
Welcome... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
I hope to one day be fossilized (Score:5, Funny)
Then they'd bring me to some scientific symposium, and present me up on stage.
"Here you can see an ancient human, most likely in the 'geek' class. You can tell by his white skin, lack of muscles, and raw skin on his penis from over-masturbation"
*Audience oooh's and aaah's*
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Why is Michael Crichton hanging out at a cybercafe?
to pick up fat chicks duh!
Re:I hope to one day be fossilized (Score:5, Funny)
Having sex with maple trees?
Do the math... (Score:5, Funny)
BTW,it looks remarkably like spiders that are merely 20 days old.
Queue NOVA voice over: "20 million years ago, the Earth was a much different place...with much difference life forms!"
Kid: "Sir! What about this spider!?"
NOVA voice: "Okay! Okay! The spiders were all the same! But there were no humans to screw things up! GOT IT!"
Kid: "Sorry...."
On the bright side... (Score:3, Funny)
How to stop a spider (Score:4, Funny)
Re:blah! (Score:2, Funny)
Or maybe it's just the demo that God presents at fairs to attract VC. I wonder if he sells licenses or subscriptions...
Re:I'm sorry, but the bible says... (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing new? (Score:3, Funny)
"Oh, look! It's an amazing discovery! I found these T. Rex bones! And look, it's an ancient spider preserved in amber! Wow - there's a wooly mammoth entrapped in tar! This is the richest archeological find ever! Oh, wait... I'm in a museum."
Re:blah! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:is it just me (Score:5, Funny)
Yes but, fortunately for most of us, these things always go after Tokyo first. Fortunately they are always able to take care of the situation over there, although we may have to send some B52s to get swatted down while they work on that new ray-gun thing.
I'm going to put hot amber down my pants (Score:5, Funny)
I've been considering different ways I could preserve my body, and I think encasing myself in amber has shot to the top of the list, past deep freezing, and freeze drying.
Re:blah! (Score:5, Funny)
I think subscriptions. 20+ years ago when I actually went to church, I would always see them pass around a metal plate, and everyone was expected to put money in it.
Re:blah! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Welcome... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The Lord doesn't lie (Score:3, Funny)
$5 says... (Score:2, Funny)
(No, I'm not a sexit pig... just a married man with an aracnophobic wife...)
Oblig. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, perhaps (Score:3, Funny)
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: I did see that spider, but when I was in that parking lot, it was about 375 thousand years ago....
Re:Worried soul here! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Worried soul here! (Score:5, Funny)
FSM (Score:5, Funny)
When interviewed... (Score:4, Funny)
offtopic sig post (Score:4, Funny)
Bah. I'm going to skip that amateur penny-ante stuff and go straight for the two-hundred-and-fifty-some [imdb.com]. Sex is much more exciting when you need an HR department just to schedule it.
Well, sure they can clone it... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:is it just me (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, and allow me to add (Score:5, Funny)
I can't be the only person getting bad vibes from the idea of scientists recovering some 20 million year old spider DNA from this thing. We all know that once scientists get hold of 20 million year old spider DNA they can't just study it and compare it to modern spider DNA. Oh hell no, they're going to have to make some brand new "vintage" 20 million year old spiders out of it. Then those spiders will escape and breed with our spiders and shortly after that we're going to learn about the little tiny kind of spider who was really responsible for the Dinosaurs going away.
I'm going to be so pissed off when I'm proven right on this.
How it died? (Score:5, Funny)
Was there a question about how the spider died? I could have saved you some time and money. I could have made a good guess on the "where" also if you told me where you found him.
RP
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Re:Arachnophilia (Score:3, Funny)
Except when it comes to election time.
Re:blah! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:blah! (Score:2, Funny)
Well we all know where Alabama, Georgia and Texas stand on this issue.
What's your point?
Re:is it just me (Score:2, Funny)
And it's still a better title than this [imdb.com].
Re:is it just me (Score:1, Funny)
Re:blah! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:blah! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, my guess is that he got to know the spider a bit before he finally asked it out. Then it could be a nice dinner, some wine, and a walk on the beach. If it was a more "casual" date, it might have involved a movie or Putt-Putt.
We may never know.
Re:is it just me (Score:1, Funny)