FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression 456
Duke Machesne writes "On Friday, the FDA approved a new therapy for the severely depressed who have run out of treatment options: a pacemaker-like implant that sends tiny electric shocks to the brain. The Food and Drug Administration's clearance opens Cyberonics Inc.'s vagus nerve stimulator, or VNS, as a potential treatment for an estimated 4 million Americans with hard-to-treat depression - despite controversy over whether it's really been proven to work."
The Terminal Man (Score:4, Funny)
Shockings will continue... (Score:5, Funny)
I for one... (Score:1, Funny)
Sounds like the Happy Helmet! (Score:5, Funny)
just imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
and of course the obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
Vagus baby, YEAA!!
*sigh* (Score:4, Funny)
I think I'm going to go back to bed
Oh Yeah! (Score:5, Funny)
New Treatment for Depression (Score:1, Funny)
What about the rest of us? (Score:5, Funny)
How about those of us who have just realized that our lives are going nowhere, but other than that we're mostly ok? Don't we get any shock treatments?
I think it could help a lot of people get from "mostly happy" to "Wow, this is a great time to be alive!"
And I wonder if it runs Linux.
Re:Zap, wow that feels good. (Score:3, Funny)
Isn't it great to be an epsilon minus? We even have our own dedicated chatboard, Slashdot, to share our experiences.
Re:Oh Yeah! (Score:2, Funny)
Excuse me, sir? (Score:1, Funny)
It's safe and confidential treatment (Score:3, Funny)
Re:don't they listen to tom cruise (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Definition of wirehead (Score:2, Funny)
You don't have any idea how bad the electricity prices are here in Nevada.
Re:What could possibly go wrong with this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Shockings will continue... (Score:3, Funny)
You mean Michael Crichton, perhaps best known for Jurassic Park?