Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Probe 999
0110011001110101 writes "NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust -- it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. 'Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million -- the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost -- for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope." ' "
Her parents should be proud... (Score:4, Funny)
How good an astrologer is she? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and she didn't see this coming?
That's not the only lawsuit (Score:5, Funny)
NASA's next probe (Score:5, Funny)
Waaa. (Score:5, Funny)
Well then (Score:5, Funny)
Bit silly (Score:4, Funny)
OTOH, I'm glad to see the Russians finally learning to do things the American Way (i.e., sue the pants off everyone).
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I should sue them, too (Score:3, Funny)
I know, I know (raises hand) (Score:3, Funny)
Cost analysis (Score:4, Funny)
Violent americans up to no good again! (Score:4, Funny)
American aggressors are now bombing innocent comets!
What do you think you will find, WMD or oil in Tempel I? Stupid USA!
NASA should go back to doing what it does best, making fake moon landings!
Your Daily Horoscope (Score:5, Funny)
Re:NASA's next probe (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Not the first (Score:5, Funny)
> of her psychic abilities.
According to her lawyer, "She had no idea this would happen."
Chris Mattern
Counter sue. (Score:5, Funny)
What amount of money would be enough to make up for this eternal setback? A billion would be a good start.
On a more reasonable note. You can sue anyone for anything. It is nothing but a stunt.
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:5, Funny)
Deform? (Score:5, Funny)
NASA: Okay - how's about this - we spend all the money required to create a new horoscope, which incorporates the changes we made to the "fabric of the universe", and has just as much predictive power as your old horoscope.
Total price: $0.
Studying astronomy instead of astrology: Priceless.
For bullshit predictions based on the position of the planets at the moment of your birth, there's Madame Marina Bai. For everything else there's NASA.
Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? (Score:2, Funny)
Such barbaric acts of open hostility would not be tolerated by the Universal Counsel. The Arashongon battle fleet would surely arrive to pulverize the Earth in short order!
Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? (Score:3, Funny)
A good start.
The best thing about Lwayer jokes? Easily adaptable to any circumstance;-)
Defense (Score:3, Funny)
Judge: Case Dismissed!
Re:NASA's next probe (Score:1, Funny)
LEELA: I don't get it.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
FRY: Oh. What's it called now?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bit silly (Score:3, Funny)
NASA's dark secret... (Score:5, Funny)
Horoscope for 4 - 10 juli (Score:2, Funny)
*sigh* damn space probe......
Right... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How good an astrologer is she? (Score:2, Funny)
Then again, how do we know it's not the will of the universe for her to open up some Pandoras Box of silly lawsuits?
Then again, how do we know it's not the will of the universe to have Pandoras Box opened to have silly lawsuits run rampant?
Then again.... DAMN!!! I'm trying to get to a:
.....
PROFIT!
DAMN DAMN! Maybe I should have been a lawyer. -+[shaking head]+-
Xyst
In the Stars (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Somebody needs to step out of the middle ages.. (Score:2, Funny)
"Sorry, her irrational belief was torn to shreds by a delusional thought!"
Poetic Justice, I say! Hell, Justice for ALL POETS!
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When did... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:5, Funny)
I predict great disapointment in her future
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:4, Funny)
Look at your trunk lid again. No fish, right? Look closely. See that salamander? Yes, that one, next to the keyhole. The fish was not stolen. It merely evolved.
Gives me an Idea (Score:2, Funny)
Breaking News (Score:5, Funny)
This makes no sense (Score:3, Funny)
Why don't people use the established channels the way they were intended to be used anymore???
Remember, they're a persucuted minority (Score:5, Funny)
yeah (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, sort of like slashdotters ;-)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:3, Funny)
Interesting! I might just decide blow up a planet or two, next time my horoscope tells me about Saturn's bad influence on my health or something like that...
I would say Earth has more of a bad influence on your health than Saturn.
I suggest you blow up Earth and speed up our process to go to Mars.
Is she a real astrologist ? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:2, Funny)
Nobody move (Score:3, Funny)
Question (Score:3, Funny)
Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous (Score:5, Funny)
So, on average each customer burned himself 70 times on the same cup of coffee? Damn...
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:4, Funny)
Nasa Reps? (Score:2, Funny)
NEYT! (Score:5, Funny)
Dear god, I can't go through with it. The one place where the stupid joke might actually belong, too.
Re:Violent americans up to no good again! (Score:2, Funny)
Ahhh, but they did! This was a fake comet smashing!
Everyone knows Gee Dubya just released this fake news story and pictures to distract the public from knowing he's taking stupid pills.
ARGH! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's the part I find funny (Score:3, Funny)
So who beat NASA to the punch? Aliens? The Russians?
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:4, Funny)
[1] What departing trains? I don't know.
Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. (Score:3, Funny)
So does Torvalds actually come over and help users out? I don't care much about OS's, but I sure do have a bunch of landscaping and home repairs jobs that could use attention...
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority (Score:4, Funny)
and this is a bad thing because...?
Re:Yeah (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Her parents should be proud... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How good an astrologer is she? (Score:3, Funny)
Of course not.
Slashdot has much better mediums than she is.
For instance, I'm currently visualizing a duplicate of this story coming in the near future.
Re:NEYT! (Score:4, Funny)
Because in Soviet Russia, punchline beats YOU!
Yeah...almost doesn't seem worth it...*sigh*