New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox 887
goldfishy writes "If you went back in time and met your teenage parents, you could not split them up and prevent your birth - even if you wanted to, a new quantum model has stated. Researchers speculate that time travel can occur within a kind of feedback loop where backwards movement is possible, but only in a way that is 'complementary' to the present. In theory, you could go back in time and meet your infant father but you could not kill him." From the article: "Quantum behaviour is governed by probabilities. Before something has actually been observed, there are a number of possibilities regarding its state. But once its state has been measured those possibilities shrink to one - uncertainty is eliminated."
You insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Futurama - Roswell that Ends Well (Score:5, Funny)
Verifying the Theory (Score:5, Funny)
"OK, McFly, here's the gun. If you can kill your own father and thus erase yourself from existence, we'll know the theory was wrong."
Re:Unless of course... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's great! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's great! (Score:2, Funny)
Great. It's not like I wasn't uncomfortable enough having sex in front of the just the dog. I have to worry about porn technology from the future.
Re:sounds exactly like the move "the time machine" (Score:2, Funny)
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Who?
Re:H'uh? (Score:5, Funny)
*cough* Bin Laden *cough*
First American Pie, now this... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No no no! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
I was married to a Wider who was purty as can be
This Wider had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
I'm my own grampa,
I'm my own grampa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grampa
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the Wider's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my granchild for he was my daughters son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother too
I'm my own grampa,
I'm my own grampa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grampa
Oh if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother I'm my own grampa
I'm my own grampa,
I'm my own grampa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grampa
Re:Verifying the Theory (Score:5, Funny)
-"Hey! I'm not that stupid! I wouldnt do that!"
-"Chicken!"
Re:One sperm in a million (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One sperm in a million (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Novikov? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:3, Funny)
Try replying to a reply to your original post with the exact same wording.
Re:No no no! (Score:5, Funny)
I am sick of this democrat-republican warring permeating every aspect of society. Can't we become suspicious at other countries and invade them together, as Americans?
Uva Jed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Futurama - Roswell that Ends Well (Score:5, Funny)
One of my favourites, at the end of much messing about with causality, is:
"Oh screw history, let's get the hell out of here!"
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's great! (Score:5, Funny)
The fact that this was modded "Informative" can only be explained by time-travelers coming back in time to clue us in on how screwed the stock market is about to be.
Re:What about... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Time Travel is IMPOSSIBLE. (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, I don't have a concise mathematical model to support this hypothesis yet, but I'm sure there's someone resourceful out there who can take care of all that hand-waving stuff.
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:3, Funny)
Even with standards this low, this generation of Slashdotters still threatens to be the last.
No chance... (Score:2, Funny)
There is a much better answer to this (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod! (Score:3, Funny)
Surely... (Score:3, Funny)