No Billboards in Space 380
An anonymous reader writes "CNN is reporting that the Federal Aviation Administration proposed Thursday to amend its regulations to ensure that it can enforce a law that prohibits 'obtrusive' advertising in zero gravity." From the article: "For instance, outsized billboards deployed by a space company into low Earth orbit could appear as large as the moon and be seen without a telescope, the FAA said. Big and bright advertisements might hinder astronomers."
In other news.. (Score:5, Funny)
Coming next month... WalMart banned in space (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Disc-shaped ads... (Score:5, Funny)
Country's flags (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Buy Jupiter, but leave at least one moon. (Score:5, Funny)
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> So we could still make a deal if aliens drop by wanting to buy Jupiter. [mac.com]
Jupiter? Yeah, we at AlienClick [mttp://1.3.9.27.81.243] can do that. In fact, all these worlds can be yours for $39.99 per line, except Europa, which has been reserved by a prior bidder.
Re:Commie advertisements? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Rats. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
The whole thing reminds me of a 20 or 30 year old Playboy cartoon though. Two guys are standing on a highrise balcony looking at the moon, which, instead of "The Man in the Moon" displays a Playboy rabbit head logo and one is saying to the other:
"I wonder how much it cost him?"
I guess it'll mean war with the Lunatics when they actually do it, for deploying Weapons of Mass Delusion, or something.
KFG
Re:The USA owns space? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Buy Jupiter? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Country's flags (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously though, why would China do this? *boggle* To advertise their government: "Look everybody, its Communism Lite, now with half the fanatical controlling of markets for the priviledged few!"
Old and silly Joke (Score:5, Funny)
After a little contemplation the man replied: "Take a bucket of white paint to the moon and write Coca Cola on it."
Units (Score:1, Funny)
The rules (Score:2, Funny)
2) arrive armed
There! you own space! Works for solar systems, planets, moons, asteroids. Quite simple, really.
I was hoping to make a fortune selling rocket-propelled 'adblockers' but now I have to think of another get-rich-quick scheme.
oblig... (Score:2, Funny)
[presses a button raising a shield over the model town]
Re:The DOT needs to do the same (Score:2, Funny)
I forget where it was, but I recently read a claim (by some advertiser, IIRC--go figure) that these huge billboards in rural interstate and interstate-ish driving help drivers by breaking the monotony .
No, I don't really believe it ... but I really just read this somewhere. Wish I could find the source now...
Inevitably... (Score:2, Funny)
So much for my Spread Firefox Idea... (Score:1, Funny)
Zapping (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, the pleasure of shutting down ads with nuclear weapons... It gives the concept of zapping an entirely new meaning!
What?!? No "CHA" on the moon? (Score:5, Funny)
SPOON!!!!
I can see the headlines now... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Disc-shaped ads... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm .. I think you may have struck upon the answer to global warming, just have dozens of orbiting ads that block the sun for a few hours total each day ..
Meanwhile, back in the 70s.. (Score:4, Funny)
"Sir! Sir! The Russians! The Commies have started to paint the moon red! What shall we do?!"
"Hmm...don't stop them. Load up a shuttle with white paint and when they are finished we'll go up and write 'Coca Cola' on it."
Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
H.
Re:In other news.. (Score:5, Funny)
The French don't have the Brits, we do. Get your facts straight.
Re:Launch sites. (Score:3, Funny)
Moon Sponsored by Pepsi(TM)... (Score:3, Funny)
Mercury is being presented to you this evening by the new Oral-B Thermometer.
Venus is being presented to you by Arista Records... home to Abba! (1)
The Earth is being presented to you this evening by Miracle-Gro. Your lawn will thank you.
Mars is being presented to you this evening by M&M/ Mars Candies. Because sometimes you feel like a nut!
Jupiter is being presented to you this evening by Jupiter Research, because we really really want to know what you think!
Saturn is being presented to you this evening by On Star! Who will call 9-1-1 when *your* airbags deploy?
Neptune is being presented to you this evening by Microsoft. When do you want your computer to crash, today?
Uranus is being presented to you this evening by Preparation-H. It's not just for removing bags from a model's eyes you know!
Pluto is being presented to you this evening by Walt Disney World. Celebrate the magic!
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(1) Who gives a shit if Abba is signed with Arista or not. Don't be so anal-retentive.
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Astronomers?! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, wait, something's going overhead now:
'Erectile problems? Reach this sign with FREE VIAGRA!!!'
I'm glad we didn't regulate the skies...
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Stick an oversized billboard in space and the next
thing you know, some hillbilly country with nukler
tipped missiles will be taking pot-shots at it.
Shebang!
Next thing you know, there goes the whole neighborhood...
Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
I am told that the proper spelling is pwn3d.
kulakovich
Apollo 666? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Zapping (Score:3, Funny)
In
Re:Huh? (Score:1, Funny)
here, where?
Oh yeah, Sorry, I forgot the internet is in America!
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Instead of inter-continental ballistic missiles. It should be called AAM, Air-to-Ad-Missiles.