There's no lieing in movies!

Slashdot, we have a problem.

So, will we have to see this article every 5 years now?

So, will we have to see this article every 5 years now?

Duplicate articles only "every 5 years" would be a great improvement.

You think just because you landed a few capitalist pig astronauts on the moon you're so high faluten and mighty! We Soviets kept men in space for 439 days! We had the first woman in space! We had the first childrens space morning cereal! You bourgeois Amerikan NASA idolists live in delusion over your puny accomplishments. So you Saaaaaved the crew of Apollo 13. Ohhhhhh! I'm SOOOOOOO impressed! You capitalist pigs only exploited this tragedy by turning it into a profit driven Hollysick movie! So that is what you think of your great fearless icons! Fit only for money making propaganda!

You bourgeois capitalist Amerikan's make me sick; stealing surpluss labor from the masses for your precious French perfume. BAH! Against the brick wall for you!

*bang!*

Clearly they should've made Richard Nixon a black woman in a wheelchair named Regina Nixon and had her wheel down to NASA, build a rescue ship, fly into space and save them. Also, this would allow for the pivotal scene where her paralysis can't stop her from spacewalking.

We didn't go to the moon! The shadows aren't parallel! The Van-Allen belt would have fried them all instantly! Why is there no huge flame coming out of the bottom of the lander? Last time I set fire to some petrol it burnt with a fire, what, is the petrol they used not flammable or something? Why no photographs of the stars? Why not point a telescope at the moon and look at the flag? We can see stars literally hundreds of miles away, why not a flag on the moon?

Hey, I didn't know Roland Emmerich was posting on Slashdot! You've got another winner plot there!

well obviously ships and hotels are hoaxes

I doubt that we will see another "35th Anniversary of Apollo 13 Splashdown" article in five years.

But this is Slashdot, and nothing seems to be impossible here ;-)

404? No...

What we really should do is add onto the existing codes and take the unused 600 section of HTTP codes [suburbancomputer.com] for Slashdot use.

A few that come to mind:

HTTP 600: Nothing For You To See Here
HTTP 601: Dupe
HTTP 602: Is Having Uncompehensibal Splelling Nad Gramer
HTTP 603: Moderator Points Denied
HTTP 604: Profit Not Found

Any others?

We can see stars literally hundreds of miles away...
--
Shitram Brown, PhD
Professor of Mathematics

All I can say is it's a good thing you went for math and not astronomy.

why not a flag on the moon?

Gooooooooooooooooooooooogle [google.com]

Actually, it's the number 13 that's a hoax. That's why sometimes hotels and cruise ships omit them, they're just being accurate.