The Top Three Reasons for Humans in Space 732
An anonymous reader writes "Why humans in space? The Space Review has the top three reasons: 3. To work. 2. To live. 1. To survive. 'To work' means doing stuff in space: research, explore, visit, etc. 'To live' means to have humans/life beyond Earth in colonies/settlements. 'To survive' means that putting humans/life beyond Earth is a very Good Thing in case a very Bad Thing happens to humans/life on Earth."
Real Top Reason (Score:5, Funny)
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Mutants!
Yes, you too can mutate beyond your wildest dreams, slice-n-dice your DNA and see what progeny you yield! Two heads? Three arms? Oh, no! That's fine for the Beeblebrox's next door over, but you could have any of the following with proper exposure to unshielded solar radation:
Or with improper planning it may just be a short-lived pile of goo! Send for free brochure:
(Include $10 for shipping and handling)
Work? (Score:5, Funny)
I can understand Living and Surviving are pretty important but I could list a few hundred things that would beat out "Work" on my priority list.
#3 (Score:3, Funny)
2. ???
3. Profit!!!
The REAL reason (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Regarding the article: (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously you were not raised Catholic.
Re:Regarding the article: (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I was. That's why I'm questioning this one.
Re:What Bad Things? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NASA's Missing the Mark (Score:5, Funny)
Reason #3 sounds a lot like a Dilbert engineer. (Score:5, Funny)
Make sure you have enough redundancy in your population to ensure DNA data integrity
Re:Regarding the article: (Score:5, Funny)
Damn straight!
That's why I propose we cut straight to the chase, and blow up the sun.
Who's with me?
Re:Survive? (Score:3, Funny)
<echo>"Humans... On other plaaaaaaaannnnneeeettttttssss"</echo>
just doesn't sound as good as
<echo>"Humans... iiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"</echo>
Re:Regarding the article: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:0 base counter... (Score:2, Funny)
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Spam? Spam Gangree, is that you? How is Frito doing these days?
Re:We cannot deal with either case (Score:5, Funny)
Real reason: Job security (Score:2, Funny)
Robotic exploration of space is the only kind we should ever do.
Civilization ending events (Score:2, Funny)
I am picturing the Mars colony having their own Mars tea party, civil war, independance day, and finally both planets creating IPBM's (Inter-Planetary Ballistic Missiles) ushering in a new era of inter-planetary MAD.
You also have to consider the possibility of Marvin the Marshan finding his Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space modulator or the Cylons attacking.
Re:Another reason... (Score:2, Funny)
A female on slashdot?
Re:On my whiteboard at work... (Score:2, Funny)
NASA is going to be extinct because it is run by dinosaurs.
Re:Regarding the article: (Score:2, Funny)
But wouldn't we all die from our dirty telephones then?
Mod parent down (Score:3, Funny)