Japan's 20-Year Plan for Space 263
rwven writes "Japan has just released information on their new space plan which will take them through the year 2025. Included in their plan are robots and nanotechnology for moon surveys as well as an eventual hydrogen powered mach-5 capable plane, a mach-2 capable passenger airliner and a manned mission to the moon. They will consider missions to mars and other planets after 2025. Space.com is also carrying this story."
Good for them! (Score:5, Funny)
Japan is a small island. . . (Score:5, Funny)
Robotic moon surveyors, indeed!
Google Maps (Score:4, Funny)
Robots in space (Score:3, Funny)
So, this "Japan" outfit... (Score:1, Funny)
I could live in Japan. I already watch way too much anime and read too many magnas. They have, like, five story stores there with nothing but. :-)
hondaship (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why Repeat Our Mistakes? (Score:4, Funny)
Schoolgirls of Mars (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nanotech? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, that sounds more like it.
What?! No Giant Robots?! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good for them! (Score:4, Funny)
only downside is that we'll have to deal with the oversized Hello Kitty decals flying overhead
Screw Hello Kitty! I eagerly await the 500m wide advertisement starships flying overhead featuring hot Japanese babes a la Blade Runner! Imagine, though, all the auto accidents below as the world's Asian fetish types come out of the woodwork and gaze upward instead of forwards.
IronChefMorimoto
Re:Lowered cost? (Score:2, Funny)
Real programmers type with 10 fingers: their left index finger and their right index finger.
The year 2025? (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, though, it's weird because 2025AD used to seem like THE FUTURE!!! Whereas it's actually now only 20 years away, which isn't really all that long. Computer tech aside, was 1985 all that different from today?
[Activates DeLorean, goes back to 1985] ... ...
Me: Hi! I'm you, from THE FUTURE!!! 2005, to be exact!
1985 Me: Wow, the 21st Century! So, did we get our flying cars?
Me: Um, no.
1985 Me: Jetpacks? Bionic implants? AIs? Robot servants? Semiballistic airliners allowing us to reach anywhere in the world in two hours? Space holidays? No more poverty or hunger? A cure for cancer? World peace? No more self-serving shitwicks in high political office?
Me: Sorry, no, none of that. But on the plus side, our videogames kick ass, there'll be a new Star Trek TV series and there's this thing called 'the internet'.
1985 Me: What, like William Gibson's cyberspace?
Me: Again, no, not really.
1985 Me: Wow. The future sounds really shitty. At least tell me I get rich in the next 20 years.
Me:
1985 Me: Laid on a regular basis?
Me:
1985 Me: Okay, find me a bottle of whiskey and some pills. I'm going to create a time paradox.
Re:Good for them! (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think the four of them that actually go outside will make that much of a difference. Especially since two of them don't even drive.