Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil 978
douglips writes "Reuters is running a story about a shocking development in paleontology: A T-Rex thigh bone fossil was reluctantly broken to fit in a transport helicopter, and inside soft tissue was found. It appears to include blood vessels and bone cells. Scientists hope to isolate proteins, and perhaps even DNA."
Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Uh oh. (Score:1, Funny)
Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
I for one.... (Score:5, Funny)
Lessons (Score:5, Funny)
Modern helicopters are just too small!
good food... (Score:2, Funny)
Dinosaurs are a myth (Score:3, Funny)
after all, earth is only 6000 years old and was created in 40 days, unless my sources are wrong
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Also, do NOT run directly to the shitter.
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
When I get my T-Rex... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh oh. (Score:3, Funny)
Shit.
Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Alternatively do any of you know anything about UNIX systems?
Why did I read this as ... (Score:2, Funny)
This may prove Homer Simpson wrong.. (Score:5, Funny)
Marge: Like what?
Homer: . . . A Dinosaur!
I want to be the first 35 year old kid on my block with a T-Rex. Leash laws be damned!
It's a new secret weapon... (Score:1, Funny)
What I want to knkow is.. (Score:5, Funny)
Hello?... Is this thing on?
why? Why? WHY? (Score:5, Funny)
Now there's going to be running and screaming, and it's all going to be a big huge mess.
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:2, Funny)
CRAP! I just bought a new Rottweiler for home security too!
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Let the cloning begin! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, yeah! (Score:4, Funny)
Now if I can just find a 10,000 year-old White Zin to go with it...
Forced? (Score:5, Funny)
Who was heading this team, Homer Simpson?
I can just see him now:
Homer: "Grrr..."
Lisa: "Dad, it's just too big to fit in there."
Homer: "Nonsense Lisa, daddy will just shove it in....Grrr....here it goes...." *snap* "...DOH!"
Re:But how? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:3, Funny)
Great idea! I mean, what could possiblye go wrong? Oops, that's possibly. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong...
Re:Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jurassic Park (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I for one.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Precedent (Score:5, Funny)
Of course getting actual DNA from these tissues will be a long shot due to its fragile nature, but protein sequence may prove very informative in letting us define exactly where genetic lineages have gone over evolution.
Thanks for spoiling our fun. Can we get back to the Jurassic Park jokes please?
Re:When I get my T-Rex... (Score:5, Funny)
-Kelt
(must credit the wife for that one)
Re:so who gets to patent T-Rex DNA? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, yeah! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:so who gets to patent T-Rex DNA? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:1, Funny)
In: 1 'bait' for attracting new security
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:4, Funny)
Wait... (Score:2, Funny)
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In response I'm joining... (Score:5, Funny)
The obligitory Matrix Quote
"We're gonna need Guns...Lots of Guns"
Re:Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Alternatively do any of you know anything about UNIX systems?
No problem. When the T-Rexes start attacking, we can simply get our handy chaos theorist to upload a virus into the mother T-Rex and just pray that the T-Rex is Mac compatible.
Re:Jurassic Park (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Alternatively do any of you know anything about UNIX systems?
I watched Jurassic Park in my early teens, and that movie ruined my knowledge of UNIX. For years I thought all UNIX systems had cool graphical UIs like that, and then I tried a real one and was disappointed by these crazy things called "characters". Now I'm a Windows user :(
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
It'd be amusing if the T-Rex had the parrot's vocal abilities to mimic human voices.
Of course, the only words they'd be exposed to and thus be able to mimic would be various versions of "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" and "OH DEAR GOD NORRUUUURRRGGGGLLLE!!!!" and that would just scare other people off.
A sad life, the T-Rex's.
Sigh.
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Which is why I never, ever discourage someone from eating at McDonalds.
Obseity in others is your best defense mechanism.
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:3, Funny)
I dunno. A T-Rex could probably scoop up and scarf down the slowest McNugget without breaking its stride.
Re:Dinosaurs are a myth (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lessons (Score:2, Funny)
"Dinosaurs are relatively rare and we certainly think of Tyrannosaurus rex as being really rare -- although it really isn't -- so people tend not to want to cut holes into the bone or cut them in half," he said.
"But to study the cellular and molecular structures of these things you have to do that." The "good stuff," he said, is on the inside.
If you're going to make a T-Rex, you gotta crack a few bones.
Re:Precedent (Score:5, Funny)
"Oh darn, I have yet again rented the small helicopter, what a klutz I am. It seems that will have to cut up this precious fossil that is too large to get on board. Woe is me, had we brought the large helicopter, this here fossile would have been taken to museum without having been chopped up... oh, look at that..."
Clever lass.
Now just watch. (Score:3, Funny)
Now just watch. People will clone Tyrannosaurs, and they'll turn out to be cute-colored, friendly carrion eaters.
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:1, Funny)
Fast forward 3 years; Bee,bee,bee,.. beep,beep. News Flash!!
A Local politician was just quoted:
Well, look at the bright side folks, we have now fixed the "homeless" problem! Gun sales is great for our economy, and everybody else is loosing a lot of weight jogging once or twice every day. Things have never looked better for our great city!
Re:When I get my T-Rex... (Score:3, Funny)
You might call it giving credit, but I call it giving blame. Quite unfunny.
Re:Jurassic Park (Score:5, Funny)
God kills dinosaur.
God creates man.
Man kills God.
Man creates dinosaur.
Dinosaur eats man.
Woman inherits the earth.
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh oh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
I would like to point out that for the vast majority of us, if we ever came upon a T-Rex (or many of the other top-predators) the time between spotting the critter and involuntary evacuation is going to be way too short to find a shitter.
I once came upon a stuffed tiger at an outdoor show, and my first reaction was "Oh, crap that's huge, run away". Before I even fully registered what I was seeing my brain was already looking for an exit.
Re:A theory (Score:2, Funny)
crunchy on the outide, smooth on the inside.
its from a Dime bar commercial in the mid 90s. Its a UK thing, maybe other parts of europe. But I guess in the states things are king size so...
I Likes t-rex-adillos!
Re:Young earth? (Score:3, Funny)
First, the parent is not a Troll. Who modded the parent Troll?
But the parent does use some kind of wierd logic.
The logic the parent should use goes something like this...
I'll tell you how - Jesus is the answer (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh. This just proves that Evolution is BS, and that the earth is not hundreds of millions of years old. It is just a couple of thousand years old. Soft tissue could have lasted that long. In your FACE scientists. The dinosaurs were obviously killed in the crusades because they were dumb animals that didn't believe in Jesus. Duh.
Seems like a good idea, but... (Score:3, Funny)
If they clone a T-rex, don't they have to clone Jeff Goldblume, too?
Re:Now just watch. (Score:3, Funny)
Like this [pbskids.org]?
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Obseity in others is your best defense mechanism.
Certainly from predation, but speaking for fat people at McDonald's everywhere, I'd like to say that we're betting that the global food supply will run out before a T-Rex comes to life and chases us down.
We think that a better defense mechanism is taking two weeks longer to starve to death so we can eat you scrawny arrogant bastards as you drop like flies.
I don't care how thin you are, we'll still get a whole bunch of quarter pounders out of you...
Re:Thank god for Jurassic Park... (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, I'm a WASP. That means that my ancestors grudgingly reproduced and thought of England. =)
Re:When I get my T-Rex... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Now just watch. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:so who gets to patent T-Rex DNA? (Score:2, Funny)
Although, the military applications of a T-Rex would be great. If only we could figure out how to mount this friggin' laser beam...
Re:Now just watch. (Score:2, Funny)
Barney's no carrion eater.
Re:When I get my T-Rex... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Seems like a good idea, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Does he have a mohawk? I pity the fool that messes with Mr. T-Rex.
Better look for a handcrafters (Score:3, Funny)
Well, just in case they do get it working, and you want to give the T-rex a treat afterward, remember to keep your palms flat.
Re:Now just watch. (Score:3, Funny)
That Barney page on PBS' site is now going to get tons of hits from Slashdot, and the execs are going to start thinking geeks love the big purple dinosaur.
Re:I for one.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Use OpenBSD Yea it is Unix but it very secure. And runs on smaller computers which can be put on multiple power supplies and power sources, and UPSed. Except for running a hole park off of a single Cray, where once the Cray goes down all hell breaks loose.
If you are going to use electrical cars. Make sure they have enough battery to drive across the island on one charge.
Have 2 fences. running parallel to each other. In the middle dig a very deep hole big enough to prevent any animal to climb out or jump over.
Use the round door knobs with a punch key security. So even if they figured out the code which is unlikely they will need opposable thumbs to open the door.
If Possible use Male Dinosaurs they just dont have the equipment to lay eggs.
Armed Security Guards, who can also double as tour guides.
Safety points filled with tranquilizer darts and a gun.
Steel Reinforced Bathrooms.
All electrical fences have a generator backup.
Helicopter tours.
If they spit acid remove the glands before making them in front of the public.
Clones... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, be nice (Score:3, Funny)
C'mon, she's a nerd girl, she automatically gets a bonus for that. She's got nice legs. And archaeological digs tend to be out in the middle of nowhere and last for months and months with no other stimulation...what would you think then? Darn right.
Panic over! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let the cloning begin! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Panic over! (Score:2, Funny)
TO THE LAB!
Re:Don't mean to be a wet blanket but... (Score:2, Funny)
in what could be related news... (Score:2, Funny)