Astronauts Face Bleak Odds For Spaceflight 359
Abhishek writes "According to a Space.com report, Astronauts at NASA fear that they won't be able to fly until 2015 and that, for some, would be too late. The space shuttles that NASA have are almost at the end of their lifetimes and any shuttle can take years to be built. Though almost everybody is involved in some way or another in looking after a shuttle, only a lucky few actually gets the chance for a ride."
What really sucks... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Begs the question... (Score:2, Funny)
sell space station on eBay (Score:5, Funny)
Why does this make me want to cry instead of laugh?
Re:What really sucks... (Score:5, Funny)
Passenger: No! Where the hell's that beer I ordered???
Neil Armstrong: It won't be a minute, sir. I just need to make one giant leap to reach the cupboard where the beers are.
And to think when I was a kid... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What really sucks... (Score:2, Funny)
India and China are expanding their space program. Maybe they can become visa astronauts (B1H?). With all the damned visa workers India sends over here, at least give our astronauts some reciprical opportunities.
What happened? (Score:3, Funny)
( there go my karma points )
Re:Begs the question... (Score:5, Funny)
man... (Score:3, Funny)
e.
Re:hmm (Score:1, Funny)
Hopes and Dreams (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Begs the question... (Score:2, Funny)
-kaplanfx
Tons of chances to be an astronaut (Score:2, Funny)
It's only here in the third-world nation of the USA that it's a problem.
Re:Begs the question... (Score:4, Funny)
I can just imagine it...
little kid; "Are you really an astronaut, mister?"
nasa astronaut; "yeah, son, thats right" (gleaming smile)
little kid; "how many times have you been in space mister?"
nasa astronaut; "well, I havn't actually been *in* space, but we train for it all of the time!"
little kid; "ummm when *are* you going into space then, mister?"
nasa astronaut; "I'm unlikely ever to go into space, son"
little kid; "so how come you are an astronaut?"
Rearing its ugly head again... (Score:1, Funny)
At this rate in 15 years it will be Off-Earthing!
Re:Begs the question... (Score:3, Funny)
nasa astronaut; "I'm unlikely ever to go into space, son"
little kid; "so how come you are an astronaut?"
NASA astronaut: "Why, you little ...!"
Little kid: (choking)
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