Monkeys Pay for Monkey Porn 391
An anonymous reader writes "Give a monkey some spending money, and he'll blow it on pictures of women monkeys. He'll also pay to see dominant monkeys. But you'll have to pay him to look at inferior monkeys. That's the upshot of a study out of Duke that was designed to explore the 'social machinery of the brain with an eye toward helping autism patients.' Next up -- seriously -- the researchers want to run the same test on Joe Sixpack (sans the monkey business)."
Do they - ? (Score:5, Funny)
Do they spank the monkey as part of the experiment?
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Oooh ooh Aaah Aaah! Oooh ooh aaah aaah! (Score:4, Funny)
So... (Score:5, Funny)
err... (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone else get a completely different meaning out of that then they intended?
Re:So... (Score:1, Funny)
Missing Option: (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait, this wasn't a poll?
No boozers? (Score:3, Funny)
Hahaha dumb monkeys (Score:5, Funny)
The question is.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:2, Funny)
Picture [curlydavid.com] from the experiment.
Another one [theinsanedomain.com].
Re: So... (Score:3, Funny)
> Where can I download this monkey porn?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.milf
You Have The Right To A Peel (Score:3, Funny)
Teach a monkey to surf the Internet, and he'll find his own peelers.
Why not? (Score:2, Funny)
some spending money (Score:5, Funny)
I wish they would stop referring to the students at Duke like that.
sorry, no dice (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Humans already do this (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one... (Score:1, Funny)
From the desk of Curious George... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Do they - ? (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, great (Score:5, Funny)
Or perhaps the change will raise the overall level of discourse. Hard to say.
Re:michael jackson (Score:2, Funny)
Re:err... (Score:2, Funny)
And how do researchers spend money? (Score:5, Funny)
Give researchers some money, and they'll spend it on monkey porn
Re:Do they - ? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So, HOW can monkeys tell who is dominant (Score:4, Funny)
Aww, geee, I dunno. It's just a wild and crazy guess on my part, and I certainly don't know exactly how it works with monkeys, but as far as squirrels go, I reckon that this squirrel [recollectionbooks.com] is a dominant one.
Re:So... (Score:3, Funny)
I found the "dominant monkey" pics (Score:1, Funny)
Re:experiment (Score:5, Funny)
Don't be silly. Women only exist on the computer screen.
Monkeys - pr0n - IQ Test (Score:2, Funny)
Seems just like a nice allegory to the evolution of man: Monkeys -> pr0n -> IQ Test
Re:Do they - ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Do they - ? (Score:4, Funny)
In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
A spokes woman for MWEF (Monkey womens' emanicipation front) said "As always, research on males are considered more important than research on women." When asked to comment, the human researchers mumbled something about women monkeys having a more complex hormonal system.
A team of Russian researchers gabe the monkey couples a remote control as part of the experiment, the women monkeys immediately monopolized it and choose to give all their money to see "Friends", because Marcel [good-friends.net] is so cute.
Re:So... (Score:1, Funny)
There really is a market for everything.
Hot ot not, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
*GG*
Re:Hahaha dumb monkeys (Score:3, Funny)
I got too used to it and now I prefer it.
Re:Hahaha dumb monkeys (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Missing the point: A cure is not needed (Score:4, Funny)
"They laughed at me, those fools! Well who's laughing now? Muahahahahaha!"
Re:Hahaha dumb monkeys (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oooh ooh Aaah Aaah! Oooh ooh aaah aaah! (Score:3, Funny)
That's totally off-topic!
~X~
Right here (Score:1, Funny)
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(Be aware, some monkeys claim that the Balmer video is the goatsx of monkey porn. Viewer discression advanced.)
Re:So, HOW can monkeys tell who is dominant (Score:3, Funny)
Re:sorry, no dice (Score:4, Funny)
Give him some monkey porn and send him on his way.
Re:Do they - ? (Score:5, Funny)
And how is this different from the internet today?
Re:Do they - ? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bestiality (Score:1, Funny)
So in other words, you are a furry and you are seeking validation within the community for your sexual attraction to small animals?
Re:what about female monkeys? (Score:3, Funny)
Only occasionally. In large, drunken, rowdy groups. Just before some monkey nuptials usually.
Just like human women.
Re:So... (Score:3, Funny)
You jest, but... I have a web page which has some information a bit related to monkeys. Many people find that page when they do a search for "monkey pictures", which I've noticed when skimming through my web logs.
One day quite some time ago, I came across someone who had found my web page by searching for "monkey pictures" but who had also added a "-sex" to avoid pages mentioning sex. Ever since then, I've wondered what they had come across earlier when searching for monkey pictures which made them feel they needed to add a "no sex" option to their search...
Oh, how stupid do they think we are? (Score:1, Funny)
Sure they are. They're just doing market research for the porn industry! When the market for human porn is saturated, it's time to branch out. If monkeys actually had money, you'd already be seeing magazines and DVDs with titles like "Backdoor Primates, Vol. 1", "Gorillas Gone Wild", etc.
Simple (Score:1, Funny)
It's the monkey holding the whip.
Re:Wait.... (Score:3, Funny)