Huygens Probe Prepares for Saturn Moon Landing 273
Nathan writes "A probe is about to land on one of Saturn's 35 moons, Titan. The probe is a collaboration with NASA, the European Space Agency and Italy's space program. The probe is apparently about the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. This landing should lead scientists toward new information about the atmosphere and the magnetosphere."
Probe size (Score:5, Funny)
An original Beetle, or a Super Beetle? Or even a new water-cooled "New Beetle"?
With the Italian involvement, wouldn't comparing it to a Volkswagen Scirocco be more appropriate?
at least the probe isn't being compared to a Ford Probe...
I can't wait (Score:2, Funny)
Interesting article tidbits (Score:3, Funny)
I didn't know Italy had a space program, though I suppose it makes sense.
"It's really very cold." ... Temperatures hover around -292 F (-180 C) ...
And the understatement award of the year goes to...Candice Hansen, a scientist for the Cassini-Huygens mission!
Re:35 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Probe size (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good luck! (Score:5, Funny)
Wait...are you wishing them good luck in Metric or English measurements?
I smell a spinoff TV movie and possible series... (Score:3, Funny)
called "Herbie the Love Probe." Wait...that doesn't sound right. It won't be a TV movie, it'll be the new hot pr0n on satellite. It'll certainly be easy to transmit!
I'm so going to hell now.
Re:Good luck! (Score:3, Funny)
Shyeah. Try telling that to the men and women back at Mission Control.
He didn't say anything about women.
Re:Not quite true (Score:1, Funny)
Re:35 moons! (Score:4, Funny)
this just in from Titan... (Score:2, Funny)
Good luck (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Popular science cliche (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Probe size (Score:5, Funny)
After NASA's previous troubles with imperial measurements, I'm glad to see that they're moving to standard pop-scientific units. The standard unit of volume is based on the Super Beetle, since that was the current model when this benchmark first came into widespread use.
BTW, the standard Beetle has recently been redefined in terms of human hair; it is now defined as exactly 1.374569443*10^14 cubic human hair widths. The length of a football field and the distance from New York to San Francisco have similarly been redefined as hair multiples. These recent harmonizations will help bring a new consistency to science news stories across all media outlets.
Re:Probe size (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Timeline and (better) coverage... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:35 moons! (Score:3, Funny)
Pah! We'll be on future tech 47 by then and probably have a Conquest victory before you get your Space Race victory. Besides, the game ends in 45 years...
Re:Here is a Countdown (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Probe size (Score:1, Funny)
Ouch.
Re:Timeline and (better) coverage... (Score:3, Funny)
Your are guilty of temporal violation. Please remain where you are! Time police are making there way to you now. Don't try sneaking back to your own time either
first probe images (Score:3, Funny)
Re:35 moons! (Score:2, Funny)
Great, an Earth with 35 moons. Now try putting yourself in the shoes of the guy who would have to write the tide tables. And what would the added gravitational stresses do to our tectonic situation--see Io for example. And finally, just how fricking wierd and convoluted would our religions be with that many bright and gravely portentious celestial objects flitting around the heavens? So remember, before you go and start tacking on moons, think of the ramifications first.