Countries Plan Land Rush in Warming Arctic 657
Noel Bourke sent in a pointer to this story about northern nations maneuvering to claim land in the Arctic. Fossil fuels, shipping lanes, and fishing are among the economic interests at stake, in an opportunity opened up by the melting Arctic ice.
I heard the Polish (Score:1, Funny)
(I'm Polish, so I can make this joke.)
Back off! (Score:4, Funny)
Just wait until the ice age (Score:5, Funny)
6000 years later everyone will be standing around a block of ice that washes ashore gawking at the well preserved specimen of prehistoric man.
To boldly go...yadda..yadda..yadda... (Score:3, Funny)
Wars, have been started for less. Also it's nice to see Global Warming getting a good rap for something.
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion (Score:2, Funny)
Here's a hint, don't go getting your news from Fox. They're just as bad as the "pinko-commie-we-hate-america network."
Quick! (Score:2, Funny)
Save the Polar Bears! (Score:3, Funny)
I vote that we relocate all the polar bears to Antarctica. For too long have we northern-hemispherer's hoarded all those cuddly big white bears to ourselves. Now that we're unable to sustain their population, we should take them to the coldest continent, where there are no brown or grizzly bears, where they can be the dominant species.
Look out Mr Penguin, looks like there'll be a new kid on the block.
Re:Talk about... (Score:2, Funny)
This is BULLSHIT! (Score:1, Funny)
Stop hurting America.
Come on Kyoto (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Thin Ice (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, I suspect the Swedes, Norwegians, and Danes, at least, might do a little, ah, rediscovering their heritage if things get nasty enough. The Scandinavian reputation for politeness is a pretty recent phenomenon.
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion (Score:4, Funny)
Well there's an easy solution to the rat problem. Just import a bunch of cats into the region and they'll take care of the rats handily. Then the seabirds can nest in peace. Oh, wait...
Re:Allocation... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just wait until the ice age (Score:2, Funny)
1) It's the antarctic
2) more than 6000 years
3) It's a woman
4) It's not a human, it's an ancient
Don't you pay attention when watching Stargate?
Must attack Antartica!! (Score:1, Funny)
1) Al-Qaeda flew planes into the World Train Center
2) Birds can fly
3) Penguins are a bird
4) Penguins are terrorists!!
Look there is more of link to Al-Qaeda and penguins than Iraq.
Re:Back off! (Score:4, Funny)
It is patrolled just not heavily. Best way for an army to invade? Claim refugee status.
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG (Score:4, Funny)
I would be interested in knowing how that's done.
Re:Real reason this was posted? (Score:2, Funny)
Oh wait.
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. (Score:5, Funny)
So you are saying that a glacier weighs the same as a duck and is therefore a witch?
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. (Score:4, Funny)
> (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub)
You know, Moofie, thaere are some things that you just don't admit to on SlashDot.
Re:Thin Ice (Score:5, Funny)
A Viking is a Scandinavian without his coffee.
Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. (Score:2, Funny)
Thats fucking hilarious. You should be a comedian.
There goes the neighborhood (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. (Score:3, Funny)