US to Pay to go to ISS 636
forgotten_my_nick writes "According to BBC News, Russia has announced that it will no longer ferry US astronauts to space for free (It has been doing so for two years). From 2006 the US will be expected to pay."
Frequent flyer miles? (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of that Texas/Bush-ite Bumper Sticker (Score:4, Funny)
"Gas, Grass, or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free!"
Astronaut Training Class (Score:3, Funny)
Topic: Manouver to effectivly gain ridership from an unknown source.
Step 1: Extend arm.
Step 2: Make fist, then extend thumb to full open position.
Step 3: Bend elbow to move hand from starting position to the side of the head. Count to two, return hand to starting position, count to two, and repeat.
Step 4: Optional step for female austronauts - pull up right leg covering to expose skin.
With any luck, you will attract the attention of passing space craft who will give you a ride to your destination of choice, preferably the International Space Station.
Re:White Elephant (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WTG Russia. (Score:5, Funny)
Well, according to TV, most of the stuff I bought was a direct result of space travel.
Re:Well then. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In related news... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm scared of transporters also... but that won't stop me. Coz Ive got faith of the heart. Im going where my heart will take me. Ive got faith to believe. I can do anything. Yes siree.
Re:Well then. (Score:0, Funny)
(get it? RSS?)
*ducks*
Re:Well then. (Score:5, Funny)
One Russian flight - $20M
If the shuttle fleet weren't grounded, each US flight would cost as much as, what, 60 Russian launches.
PLEASE tell me you don't work at NASA. 300 / 20 = 15... or maybe you're using metric?
Re:What we need (Score:3, Funny)
some sort of bioship, I take it.
"easy to manuever,"
that is small and complex
"and doesn't blow up in space."
and magic.
Re:White Elephant (Score:3, Funny)
Dear god man! Where did you find that word?!!
I can understand how NASA pays several hundred dollars for a hammer, but 17 characters just to say "money" is insanity!* Did you read this from a
Re:International relations (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, seriously, you're going out on a limb here to make your point that you don't like what Bush did. Why not take it a step further and blame the hurricanes in Florida on the immorality on the war?
Frankly, I'm not the slightest bit curious if Bush had anything to do with that until Russia comes out and says it. Theories on this matter have little practical value.
I think the only one going out on a limb is you.
Re:In related news... (Score:1, Funny)
Weird isn't it Bush wants to spread Democracy like the pope (in medieval times) wanted to spread Christianity.
Re:detiorate (Score:3, Funny)
> NASA tries to change it.
> Talk to congress.
4. ???
5. Profit!!
Re:Well then. (Score:3, Funny)
Next time we fly Soyuz there, we would get some red paint with us and paint big letters MIR-2 there
Re:White Elephant (Score:3, Funny)
ASS! (Score:3, Funny)
> Actually, in the beginning it was supposed to be an American space station.
Perhaps they didn't want to do it themselves after they figured out the acronymn for 'American Space Station'?
Re:Well then. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Repaid already? (Score:3, Funny)
High Observation Laboratory Environment (Score:3, Funny)