Saturn's Rings Could be Disappearing 48
fenimor writes "Saturn, the sixth planet from the Sun, is probably best known for its famous planetary rings. They extend from 6,630 km to 120,700 km above Saturn's equator, and are composed of silica rock, iron oxide, and ice particles. A massive eruption of atomic oxygen from Saturn's outer rings, seen by Cassini's ultraviolet camera, may be an indication that the planet's wispy E ring is eroding so fast that it could disappear within 100 million years if not replenished."
A hundred million years? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:3, Funny)
You joke about it now but you'll put it off thinking there is pleny of time, watch a few episodes of M*A*S*H, Maybe play a video game or two, make something to eat and before you know it BAM! It's 100,002,005 AD. The rings will be gone and you'll have done nothing about it.
Who will be laughing on that day, Mr. Fancy Pants?
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:2)
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure someone somewhere is.
For some reason most people have this natural compulsion to believe all the effects we see in the environment are caused by humanity.
I think it's obvious the martians are depleting it in preparation for an attack.
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:1)
Re:A hundred million years? (Score:1)
I have a plan! (Score:3, Funny)
Help is here! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I have a plan! (Score:2, Funny)
Send some Gatorade! (Score:1)
Enough with the editorialising... (Score:2)
If not replenished? What - are we expecting humanity to do this? It's a natural course of events that not even the most extreme environmentalists could possibly blame on humanity...
Of course, TFA states it in a much less drastic manner, talking about a natural process to replenish, which, of course, would be fascinating to learn about - and could be useful in figuring out natural processes for replenishing other things, whether ozone, or other phenomena (hard to predict without the knowledge we would gai
Re:Enough with the editorialising... (Score:2, Funny)
I just want video footage of the neo-hippies getting sucked into Saturns Gravity well while holding hands and singing Kumbia. Oh the humanity...
Re:Enough with the editorialising... (Score:2)
I can just see it now - SUV causes Saturn's rings to crash.
Re:Enough with the editorialising... (Score:1, Funny)
Me, I'm waiting for the Republicans to blame it on Bill Clinton.
Saving the rings (Score:1)
According to theory, the rings were originally made up of water ice, but over the years they have been bombarded with a lot of other material (rock, I presume) so that they are now quite dirty. A lot of dust has landed on Saturn's moons as well; see for instance Phoebe [nasa.gov] and Iapetus [nasa.gov], the latter showing a nearly black leading hemisphere [nasa.gov] (imagine pushing a snowball in front of you through an ash cloud for 100 million years).
In other words, what is desperately needed up there is a vacuum cleaner [halfbakery.com] (then we can
Re:Enough with the editorialising... (Score:3, Informative)
More important, you need to point out to me where the blurb suggests that humans should replenish the rings. "Replenish" doesn't really imply that humans need to be involved. Any attempt to read that statement
So? (Score:1)
Re:So? (Score:1)
SATAN: n;
One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he.
"Name it."
"Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws."
"What, wretch! you his appo
100 Million Years (Score:1)
Re:100 Million Years (Score:2)
As old as humanity? (Score:2)
(*number pulled out of butt)
What, it takes that long? (Score:2)
Re:What, it takes that long? (Score:4, Interesting)
Rings aren't really what I'd call "turbulent". Collisions speeds are very, very small. Eccentricities are practically non-existant by planetary standards. Things are pretty orderly, on the whole.
Worse, Larry Esposito (the real head of the UVIS team, despite what the article indicates) has floated the idea that rings might recycle themselves. It's a good idea, and his initial (crude) models indicate ring ages that are much too long. So it's not wholly clear that rings can't be primordial.
Still, the concensus remains that rings probably aren't an original feature of the solar system and that there is a source of ringy-goodness somewhere in the systems. So you're probably right overall: replenishment is likely occuring.
On an seperate note, what does the formation of icey planetesimals from the protosolar disk have to do with ring ages?
On the rocks, please. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:On the rocks, please. (Score:1)
Re:On the rocks, please. (Score:1)
Im just waiting (Score:1)
Re:Im just waiting (Score:2)
Well, If I understand my Republican friends.... (Score:2)
[*ducks*]
Ok...put your rocks down...I'm registered independant, that means I can take shots at both sides of the aisle.
Heat (Score:2)
That was the vague universe news.
Re:Heat (Score:1)
Re:Heat (Score:2)
news conference (Score:1)
Warning: Troll (Score:2, Funny)
The evaporation of the Rings of Saturn are caused by Global Warming. We all *know* that Global Warming is caused by American vehicles.
Therefore, the United Nations should take immediate action and pass a bunch of "resolutions" sternly warning those bastard Americans that they are ruining the beauty of Saturn's Rings and will be in Real Big Trouble Any Time Now.
Only then will the Rings be saved.
Re:Warning: Troll (Score:2)
KYOTO.... (Score:1)
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Okay... (Score:3, Informative)
Actually, whoever wrote that article didn't really check the facts all that well. A quick check would have shown that the E-ring only starts at 180,000 km from the planet's center (that's 120,000 km from the "surface"). It extends out another 300,000 km, so this isn't a totally trivial point. Also, the UVIS instrument, fantastic though it is, hasn't discovered all of the things that they claim it did. Most of those observations were made in the visible wavelengths. And were discovered by, er, Voyager. I mean, I hate to be nitpicky on the one hand, but is it so much to ask for people to try to keep the facts straight?
Why? (Score:1)
Fools! (Score:2)
And you all thought global warming wasn't going to happen... pfft...
article title (Score:2)
Just one ring??? (Score:1)
Well seriously this should have been posted under the LOTR topic. It rings too true to have it discussed by specialists of the one ring. (-;
Ring around the collar! (Score:1)