The Threat From Life on Mars 469
sweetshot97 writes "According to the UK site, Times Online; future trips to Mars that will have probes return with samples of the martian surface may contain deadly microbes of course, foreign to our world. The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for. What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there. "
Rumsfeldian poetry (Score:5, Funny)
MY GOD! (Score:4, Funny)
I for one.. (Score:3, Funny)
Here's your chance, Mcaffee! (Score:5, Funny)
or something
Re:MY GOD! (Score:3, Funny)
Then we'd have a problem! I think.
Alternative version, for those of lower IQs... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No worries (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MY GOD! (Score:2, Funny)
incurable^*/s(curable/2(char*(s)) | grep cure > fart.txt |
Disclaimer: I know jack shit about regular expressions
Re:Odds Are Against It (Score:5, Funny)
Heh heh heh.
Re:If slashot were FOX News (Score:5, Funny)
Ken? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rumsfeldian poetry (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not funny, sad. (Score:4, Funny)
For sure, we wouldn't want to hurt any of the native flora and fauna teeming across the fertile plains of Mars now would we.
Re:Odds Are Against It (Score:3, Funny)
It is now waiting for a spaceship to bring it to fresh new blood.
That's the main line of my new book. You like it?
The first disease from mars: Space hypochondria (Score:3, Funny)
OK - just to be differents.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Rumsfeldian poetry (Score:5, Funny)
To understand recusion, one must first understand recursion.
Re:Odds Are Against It (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Chinese Poetry (Score:3, Funny)
Ladies and gentlemen, the above post is brought to you by the same kind of folks that vote for Bush (i.e., your capacity for rational thought has to be this impaired).
Let's follow the argument presented by the poster:
If it doesn't scare you that people like this are allowed to vote, you aren't paying attention.
Conservatives spent the latter half of the twentieth century telling us to watch out for the communist boogey-man. He was hiding in the bushes waiting to kidnap your daughters and ban Christmas. When it came down to it though, just about every terrorist act perpetrated on American soil was carried out by right-wing nuts or religious extremists. Does anyone else find that deliciously ironic, or is it just me?
Re:If slashdot were CNN News (Score:2, Funny)
CNN Analyst: What's that?
Expert: If we do become infected, it IS George Bush's fault
Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 (Score:4, Funny)
Forget Terrorism, Americans! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I have often wondered why it is... (Score:3, Funny)
At least it's not... (Score:2, Funny)
At least it's not a cure for which we have no known disease!
Re:Rumsfeldian poetry (Score:3, Funny)