Things To Do Before You Die 675
Lu Xun writes "A group of British scientists has brought some meaning to our lives by providing a list of 100 scientifically-oriented things to do before you die. The suggestions include 'joining the 300 Club at the South Pole (they take a sauna to 200 degrees Fahrenheit, then run naked to the pole in minus 100 F) or learning Choctaw, a language with two past tenses - one for giving information which is definitely true, the other for passing on material taken without checking from someone else.'"
The hardest part (Score:4, Insightful)
I wonder if they go barefoot too?
Running naked on a pole.. interesting (Score:1, Insightful)
Why the *FUCK* would I want to do that??
Space anyone? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Anyone have more info (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Become a diamond (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:To tell you the truth (Score:3, Insightful)
What do you mean, "to tell you the truth", all that other stuff you've been telling me is crap?
That's not actually a future tense, it's a qualifying phrase. A separate future tense would have an alternate way of conjugating the verb.
And if you won't die of old age.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Brief primer... (Score:3, Insightful)
They would market and hype that "modern engrish is good 'nuff" and put it into obscurity.
Or
Always, always use the first tense.
Although, I do share your passion. It would be cool if we had a society that took so much care in being factual that we had a language syntax around it.
Although, language change starts at home. I imagine by the time today's children are 20 somethings we'll see "w00t" and "31337" on product commercials, Even if it's only in jest.
Re:What I wanted... (Score:1, Insightful)
I want to stand in a world powered by the sun
You already did that.