US Ready to put Weapons in Space 1023
An anonymous reader writes "The Guardian reports "America has begun preparing its next military objective - space. Documents reveal that the US Air Force has for the first time adopted a doctrine to establish 'space superiority'."
If this goes ahead, it will be in violation of the 1967 Outer Space Treaty which forbids the militarization of space."
The Reason? (Score:1, Funny)
Movie reference alert! (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:1, Funny)
End of the world (Score:2, Funny)
1) Put weapons in space.
2) Send Snake Pliskin to LA to pick up the black box.
3) Snake Pliskin rolls everything back to Stone Age
4) Profit ???
Dear USA and/or the Administration, (Score:2, Funny)
Thanks,
the rest of the world
Ohh Goodie (Score:5, Funny)
Now, if anyone tries to have a gay marriage, they'll be fired upon from the United Defense death star orbiting above.
Re:Movie reference alert! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This does not violate the treaty (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget... (Score:4, Funny)
...in other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Reason? (Score:3, Funny)
General: Not quite, but we have a new problem, Mr. President. Our recon team on the ladder just found new evidence of threats... from Saddam Hussein.
Bush: Saddam Hussein? But... we killed him! We secretly took him out months ago!
General: Yes sir. And now we believe he's building weapons of mass destruction... in heaven.
- South Park, "Ladder to Heaven"
Re:The Reason? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps you shouldn't have used this paragraph as your introduction:
=)
Thank goodness! (Score:3, Funny)
Now we're safe from aliens too. Take that, ET!
What? They're pointed back at Earth?It's hard to establish military superiority (Score:3, Funny)
This reminds me of that joke about NASA developing a ball pen that would function in the state of weightlessnes. Three years and a hundred million dollars later they've developed such a pen. In the meanwhile Russians used pencils.
Re:Only nukes are true WMDs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:meteor defense (Score:2, Funny)
Question to President Bush: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:2, Funny)
For future reference, if you want to make a difference in an American Election, give money to the canidate, or to 527 groups so they can buy advertisements and do it early in the election process. If you do the 527 groups, make sure you pick ones that are willing to put out outragous slanderous charges; most American's will tell you that the 'truth is somewhere in the middle', if you say someone is the 'son of satan' they will think that he's just a first cousin or something.
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh... guys... (Score:2, Funny)
Sea Superiorirty? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:3, Funny)
Look, we have to militarize space damnit! (Score:5, Funny)
This is a must. We need nukes up there like yesterday. I shit you not my fellow christian white Americans. This is a matter of supreme national security.
Re:Sneaking In (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:3, Funny)
Yup, Europeans like me. I wrote to three persons in Clark county, Ohio and explained them who this election affects much, much more than themselves and why Bush is a bad republican. There are good republicans and bad ones, you know. I included my adress to them, but no answer. I guess I was ignored. Oh well.
I'm going to guess that despite your intentions, you actually inspired them to vote for Bush.
Think about it: a bunch of people already wary of terrorism get letters from another country urging them to vote a particular way!?! I realize that the UK is not a terroist hotbed, but that's hardly the point. I think many Americans would be suspicious of any foreigners who tried to influence the election in any way.
Perhaps this is somewhat ironic, since we Americans are so good at exerting our influence over world events then recoil at the thought of the world intruding on us. in some sense, we are like rebelious adolescents. You should have tried reverse psychology and written in favor of Bush!
Re:But will they... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No Violations Here (Score:3, Funny)
It would be kind of expensive to set up "orbital artillery", but then you'll be able to reload them from the winning vehicle of the American Space Prize competition, so it might not be so expensive after all.
Re:Ah yes, the Guardian (Score:2, Funny)
Death Star (Score:1, Funny)
The messiah will attack the death star with a craft similar to SpaceShipOne and crash Internet Explorer that's running on the main DeathStar controller.
However, this joyous moment is not without its sadness, as Darth Chaney accidentally knocks out Obiwan "Dalai" Kenobi who was on a peace mission.
Re:Biased or not the space arms race begins (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry...that was supposed to be a humorous quote from a humorous movie [imdb.com].