Venus/Jupiter Conjunction Tomorrow 147
TigerNut writes "I've been watching Venus and Jupiter creep closer together in the morning sky for the last few weeks, and tomorrow will be their closest approach, according to this table. The table also indicates this will be the closest that Venus and Jupiter will appear until 2014. Happy viewing! There's more on the conjunction at Universe Today."
Planet Triangle (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, I also hope that they are putting this show on pay-per-view, cause that Venus chick is HOT!
Please... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Planet Triangle (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best viewing point? (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:Best viewing point? (Score:5, Funny)
Outside.
Re:Best viewing point? (Score:1, Funny)
Guiding Star III (Score:3, Funny)
Oh great, another religious figure will be born and there will be even more religions fighting with each other over land and The-One-True-Religion bragging rights.
At this pace, one of these days a cult will form around comets and they will kill themselves to send their souls to a comet......oh wait.
Hmm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best viewing point? (Score:5, Funny)
No, this is slashdot, dude. He wants an MPEG URL.
Conjunction junction, what's your function? (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently they're for hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Re:Planet Triangle (Score:5, Funny)
However, I've heard from this Soviet chick, Venera, that Venus is just crushing when it comes to the pressure that she exerts on anybody that even tries to get near her. Sure it's nice and hot the closer you get to the surface but, eventually, you just get squashed and she barely even notices.
Re:arafat and bush (Score:5, Funny)
Nostradamus got it right! (Score:5, Funny)
Quand ardent Jupiter avec son regard fixe de perforation transpercera Venus juste carrément en son échine.
Alors l'un triomphe singe-fait face au-dessus de son ennemi.
Et les auteurs au Forum déploreront. Et fureur contre RIAA et SCO (comme d'habitude).
When fiery Jupiter with his piercing gaze
Shall spear fair Venus squarely in her loins
Then shall the monkey-faced one triumph over his foe
And the writers to the Forum shall lament
And rail against RIAA and SCO
This does not bode well (Score:3, Funny)
THE GREAT CONJUNCTION COMES! (Score:2, Funny)
Dark Crystal (Score:3, Funny)
Now the Skeksis and the Mystics can reunite at last, and the crystal be healed!
Re:Many eclipsi (Score:4, Funny)
Now, if he'd said meating ...
Re:Nostradamus got it right! (Score:1, Funny)
Astrology (Score:2, Funny)
Something notable happened in the heavens, therefore time for drunken hedonism followed by human sacrifice...
Or, at least a nice pizza sacrifice.