Probe Crash Due to Misdesigned Deceleration Sensor 374
squirrelhack writes "Seems as though the Genesis spacecraft was able to launch from earth, travel through space, avoid aliens, and cruise back into the atmosphere to be caught by stunt pilots waiting patiently with their helicopters. Alas, the brakes didn't work because a sensor was designed upside down.
Well it turned out to be a win win situation ... (Score:5, Funny)
To err is human... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There is a bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Well, you can, anyway. "Batman, off the island!"
Obligatory bugs bunny quote (Score:5, Funny)
I was trying for comedy (Score:2, Funny)
When told about its demise, Peter Gabriel responded with "So?"
Re:wtf (Score:4, Funny)
Enough! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There is a bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Upside Down? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I was trying for comedy (Score:5, Funny)
KHAAAAANNNNN!!!!
sensor was designed upside down (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm (Score:4, Funny)
The mission's Mishap Investigation Board will continue to investigate the problem.
Oh, suuuure. MIB stands for "Mishap Investigation Board" now, huh? We're on to you, you governemnt spooks!
Re:wtf (Score:3, Funny)
Implementation error: design was correct, but the implementor reversed the polarity of the switch.
Remember Murphy's law is not 'Whatever can go wrong will.' it is 'Whenever there are two possible ways to implement something and one of them will result in a catastropic result, it can be certian that someone will configure things that way.' (paraphrased.)
In this case the report is that there were two possible ways that the switch could be installed by the implementor, one of which would result in the catastrophy that was wittnesed. (And the designers are saying it was that implementation.)
Post event analysis will say 'Yes, it was implemented incorrectly. Our recomendation is that the design be improved to prevent future implementations this way.'
The claim is that the design was correct, had things been implemented 'as designed'. The recomendation is that the design be improved so that an incorrect implementation is less likely to happen in the future.
-Rusty
Re:It seems ... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:References (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=10
This one has the pictures that are enough to make anyone wince and shake their head sadly.
They should have known! (Score:5, Funny)
3... 2... 1... *PFOOF*
Re:There is a bright side (Score:5, Funny)
So now when I travel, instead of the airline sending my luggage to another city, it can end up anywhere in the *solar system*. Yeah, that's just what we need!
Re:It just shows that you gotta test (Score:2, Funny)
You Forgot (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, said sticker would have shown up on the invoice to NASA as "sund.explns" and carried a price of $42,000.
Re:There is a bright side (Score:5, Funny)
odd headlines (Score:3, Funny)
Saucer From Space Crashes In Utah Desert!
My first thought was, "what bullshit!". But then I realized it was 100% true. (Well, okay, it was kind of an obese saucer shape.)
Re:It seems ... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah. Every time I go to Slashdot.
it's the ship... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Alphaware ... (Score:2, Funny)
They probably tried to save a few bucks by mail ordering the OEM version rather than the retail version. As a result, it's likely that the only documentation they got was a tiny slip of paper with a confusing international icon diagram and no text instructions whatsoever. It's not hard to see how that could result in a screwup.
Re:It seems ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:There is a bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, look on the bright side! At least the Sun doesn't supernova so soon now, with all the junk we are chucking in!
Re:There is a bright side (Score:1, Funny)
Re:There is a bright side (Score:5, Funny)
What about Carbon-14?
Re:There is a bright side (Score:3, Funny)
I'd prefer we get to the interstellar gravitational-thermal equivalence zones and travel via Alderson jump points.
Re:There is a bright side (Score:3, Funny)
Re:References (Score:3, Funny)
If my kids weren't sleeping, I'd be laughing loud enough for them to hear me in San Antone.
I can even see where the bolts were missing. :) I can just picture some long-haired stoner with a ratchet giggling his nuts off while he's taking the bolts out. "They'll never figure this out. Heee heee! They won't even check! Heeee Heeeee! Put snakes in my cup, will they, hahahahahahahahaha"
That one has practical joke written all over it. :) And those two guys in the white suits with the shower caps, they're looking at it like "I told you to check the bolts." "I thought you said you had checked the bolts."