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Sounds like it's time to break out the tinfoil hat...

welcome our new wired quadriplegic overlords.

So this means I can surf with NO hands on the keyboard? Think of the possibilities.

and play Pong with 70% accuracy

Damn, I can't even play Pong with 70% accuracy.

Can this [pip.com.au] be much farther behind?

How well does he do with Halo? I don't need any more competition.

open e-mail

His first email? INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS! PLEASURE WOMEN!

sigh. kinda makes you wish that email had never even come around...

(Jordan, if you see this...GET BACK TO WORK! =]

That's the whole problem isn't it? Now I don't know if all the porn popups I'm getting are being caused by my new neural interface or spyware.

If he is really a "terminal man", we can just telnet to him if something goes wrong.

Uh, whatever dude. Meet me at midnight in the parking lot behind the stadium. Bring a screwdriver, pickax, some cat5, a coupla ICs and $10000 cash. I'll give you your "wetware implant".

Let the great Pong stadiums be built for the amusment of the masses!

can use his thoughts to control a computer well enough to operate a TV, open e-mail and play Pong with 70% accuracy

I can do the first two easily enough, but he's got me beat on the 70% Pong rate...

A beowolf cluster of human brains.

now I can drink coffee, get my work done, and masturbate while browsing for porn

ahhhhh, watching the karma burn

(Jordan, if you see this...GET BACK TO WORK! =]

Actually, I just installed BO2K on your machine.

Please stop wasting company time on Solitaire and Slashdot, then I'll get back to work.

--Jordan.

Yeah, you can finger your ass while you masturbate. :)

Dear ZeroPost,

While we appreciate your interest in tinfoil hats to combat our new technology, we advise you not to try it. As indicated, this is hard-wired directly into your brain. Tinfoil hats have proven to be a problem for our mind control rays, since they are wireless, however the tinfoil has proven to be no match for a Makita to the frontal lobe.

In closing, we recommend that you drop these silly ideas that tin or even aluminum foil will be any match for our hard-wired technology. Thank you.

Your Future Thought Control Overlords

we can just telnet to him if something goes wrong.

root@terminalman# killall -s SIGKILL braind

Do we need any more than 3 degrees of freedom? How about mouse X, mouse Y, and clicking? It works fine for Mac users.

I for one welcome our future thought control overlords.

I think we all know the dangers of hooking up robotic octopus arms without proper failsafes in place.

Just imagine someone hard wired to the Net 24/7

its easy, theyre called "moderators" around these parts.

play Pong with 70% accuracy.

Call me when he can play Doom with 99% accuracy and I will volunteer!

He was typing along happy as a clam, with 100% accuracy for 21 characters, and then the 30% error rate popped up and out came "rm -Rf /". Oh well, no more pong.

When can the rest of us adjust the trodes and jack in?

No, we need to have larger neurons, and fewer of them. I bet a leech could work this thing really well.

As a tech support specialist, it's kinda nice to see somebody actually using their brain to operate a computer.

"Remember, you must think in Russian."