Genesis Capsule Crashes; Chutes Blamed 656
Cyclotron_Boy writes "The Genesis probe (reported here) has crashed to the ground, near a road in the Utah desert. The stunt chopper pilots were not to blame, though. The drogue chute didn't open on re-entry. NASA TV is covering it currently. The choppers have landed near the probe, but no word yet as to the condition of the space dust." Many readers have also pointed to CNN's coverage. Update: 09/08 16:39 GMT by J : MSNBC has more coverage and a sad photo of the half-buried capsule: "The capsule broke open on impact. It was not yet clear whether the $260 million Genesis mission was ruined."
Heard on the NASA Channel (Score:4, Funny)
Another priceless moment. (Score:0, Funny)
Defective piece of hardware --made in Taiwan, supposed to fire-open the chutes: $5.95
The face of JPL scientists: priceless!
hmmmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
Hazmat teams on site (Score:5, Funny)
Not.
But it would have been interesting.
Don't Nuke It... (Score:4, Funny)
Whoops (Score:5, Funny)
C'mon, NASA, get creative
Andromeda Strain (Score:2, Funny)
I blame the Europeans myself... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hazmat teams on site (Score:1, Funny)
PWN3D. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not normally a betting man, but I'd wager the space dust is is just fine. The containment vessel designed to isolate the dust, however... lookin' a little shaky.
Ok, I'm sure it wasn't just me.... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, maybe it was. I definately need more sleep
Lat/Long of impact (geocaching opportunity?) (Score:2, Funny)
113 deg. 30 min 29 sec
Re:hmmmm.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Failure timeline (Score:5, Funny)
So I suppose 100 Mph is pretty bad then eh?
-nB
That happened to me on my bicycle this weekend. (Score:2, Funny)
GRIZZ
Genesis Failed (Score:5, Funny)
..in an unrelated story... (Score:3, Funny)
What to expect... (Score:1, Funny)
Take that, Bush Administration!
If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!
From the Genesis' black box (Score:1, Funny)
NASA has received logs... (Score:5, Funny)
15:55:26: And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast?
15:59:14: Very very fast.
16:00:42: So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground!
16:01:03: That's it! That's a good name - ground!
16:01:52: I wonder if it will be friends with me?
16:02:31: ***ERROR NO SIGNAL***
Ob. Futurama Ref. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hazmat teams on site (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, come on. Everyone knows it's going to be nearly impossible to tell what's going on, except that the rubber fittings on the helicopters will spontaneously dissolve, and the only survivors in the nearby town will be the colicky baby and the Sterno swigging wino. Right? [scifi.com]
Re:Failure timeline (Score:3, Funny)
If Hollywood had planned it... (Score:5, Funny)
They would have gotten the probe on board just in time for the pilot to pull out of the dive one foot above land. Then as soon as they brought the probe back to base and got it out of the copter the charge would have gone off and the chutes would blast into the air, leaving the scientist member of the team covered with soot, while everyone laughed.
Re:Genesis Failed (Score:3, Funny)
Mod parent +5 Great Big Nerd for being able to remember the fake technology of Wrath of Khan after all these years.
Where's Ducoveny when you need him (Score:4, Funny)
myke
wonderful NASA response (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Failure timeline (Score:4, Funny)
Bar: 30 G's??? I'd say that last millisecond was more like 300 G's.
Good point. Also, you'd think that Spaceflight Now would have said "atmospheric entry" instead of "Earth entry" -- though it did indeed enter the Earth, albeit unexpectedly. Maybe they knew something we didn't.
Utah eh? How far was it from SCO headquarters? (Score:5, Funny)
Man, I can dream can't I?
Makes me think of Office Space (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, this is not a mundane detail, Michael!!
Re:Whoops (Score:2, Funny)
Stuntman: ok, I see it - there it is.
Manager: Go! Go! Go!
[wind whipping sound heard in mic]
Stuntman: Ok, got it - Yow! This thing is HOT!
Manager: If you don't save it you don't get paid.
Stuntman: Neither do you!
[manager jumps to save probe - but forgets parachute]
See, the hollywood types were in charge but because of their lack of understanding for science and physics, they dropped the ball (pun intended).
Nick Burns, the company computer guy (Score:3, Funny)
NASA: "DAMN IT!! The studpid chute didn't open"
Nick Burns: "Yeah, it's the chute that's stupid, right. Yeah it's the chute's fault.
Re:Apocolypse Now (Score:3, Funny)
When I saw the subject line Apocalypse Now, I was expecting some comment about the "Smell of napalm in the morning." I was a bit surprised to read something from that other apocalypse.
You can tell how religious I am. :)
Re:hmmmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh well (Score:3, Funny)
I thought that involved a gigawatt laser and three metric tons of Jiffy Pop?
Re:Space.com coverage (Score:4, Funny)
MSNBC.com: "Oops!"
FoxNews.com: "Splat!"
Re:Failure timeline (Score:5, Funny)
1620 GMT -- Recovery forces begin cleanup [yimg.com].
Re:Ok, I'm sure it wasn't just me.... (Score:5, Funny)
This looks like a great opportunity to play a round of Fun With Captions! [space.com]
Harder, faster, better, stronger... (Score:5, Funny)
Look on the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
Re:NASA has received logs... (Score:2, Funny)
awwwww CHUTE. (Score:2, Funny)
NASA vs. ESA, Quake II-style... (Score:5, Funny)
Beagle2 cratered.
Spirit captured the flag!
Opportunity captured the flag!
Genesis cratered.
I think NASA is still in the lead.
Ob: Douglas Adams Reference (Score:5, Funny)
"Oh no, not again"
Re:Failure timeline (Score:2, Funny)
Welcome, to our new Alien Masters!
Re:Failure timeline (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Failure timeline (Score:4, Funny)
Cheap Shot? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Space.com coverage (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmmm.... (Score:4, Funny)
For those on the right "It was caused by Kerry in Vietnam"
For those in the center "It was Fox News' fault"
For those near Roswell "It was the aliens fault"
For the environmental wackos "It will cause global warming"
For the NOW gang, "It is a sad day for womens reproductive rights"
For Scott Peterson trial, "This proves Scott did not kill Lacy"
Re:hmmmm.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Space.com coverage (Score:3, Funny)
I thought that was coverage of Clinton's operation!
I thought that was from Kenn Starr's report on Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky :P
Cover Up! (Score:1, Funny)
I bet this whole genesis mission is just an elaborate cover up!
Re:Space.com coverage (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ob: Douglas Adams Reference (Score:5, Funny)
really sad day (Score:2, Funny)
I personally worked side by side with some of the key researchers on this project, including the PI. I cannot imagine how they must feel seeing 7 years of their life go down the drain when this thing slammed into the ground. =(
A lot of people will wanna play the blame game, but in the end the scientists just really wanted their data. really sad.
Re:Failure timeline (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Failure timeline (Score:4, Funny)
From "Young Zaphod plays it safe" (Score:3, Funny)
"It cannot possibly be a wreck, Mr. Beeblebrox," insisted the official. "the ship is guaranteed to be perfectly safe. It cannot possibly break up."
"Then why are you so keen to go and look at it?"
"We like to look at things that are perfectly safe."
Re:Genesis Failed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:hmmmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
I got in trouble in high school over a comment like that. Channel 1 ran a pop quiz "What is the most common cause of plane crashes?" I blurted out "Gravity!"
Evidently, that's a 'see the principal' offense.
Re:According to Nasa TV... (Score:3, Funny)
NOW I know why...
Wilmaaaaaaaa (Score:2, Funny)
Sad News... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Update: (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, the crumbs are from alien bread.
Re:Failure timeline (Score:2, Funny)
Dave: "This is Mission control, we are go for parachute enable process, on my mark"
ship: "beep"
Dave: "This is Mission control, enable automated parachute deployment."
ship: "I'm sorry dave, I can't do that!"
Dave: "Why not?"
ship: "Because I'm buried in SCO's backyard, you forgot to adjust your clock for daylight savings time!!!"