SETI Researcher Quashes Signal Rumors 379
brainstyle writes "According to Dan Wertheimer of SETI the whole ET signal excitement is more hype than science. I told myself it was in all likelihood nothing special, but I'm still disappointed. Darn."
This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is no (Score:5, Funny)
With that much denial in one news report, you know it has to be a cover-up
et? (Score:1, Funny)
I was all ready (Score:2, Funny)
And how interesting.. (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
Instead of the story..
Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:5, Funny)
Dan, did you try to map the signal to a 3 dimensional shape? A cube maybe??
oh well (Score:3, Funny)
I for one (Score:3, Funny)
And the signal says... (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously not intelligent.
Should be safe (Score:5, Funny)
message was real... (Score:5, Funny)
And the cover-up begins. (Score:3, Funny)
Well (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:3, Funny)
not just a good idea, it's the law (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And how interesting.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:F^%$# aliens, where are you? (Score:3, Funny)
In secret underground bases under the Arizona desert, why do you ask?
Delay tactic (Score:4, Funny)
Alone (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Maybe not radio? (Score:5, Funny)
It's most likely the ... (Score:4, Funny)
STAY AWAY! Mostly Harmless (but they're getting worse).
Yeah, redundant, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:1, Funny)
1420 MHz (Score:2, Funny)
"4ll Ur B4s3 r B3l0ng 2 Us"
Traitors (Score:1, Funny)
These are not the droids you are looking for (Score:4, Funny)
In other news... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:5, Funny)
They did, and results were disturbing.
Decoded, the signal resolved into the datastream of a Usenet flamewar decades ago, culminating in the invokation of Godwin's Law.
swamp gas (Score:2, Funny)
it was all swamp gas, move along now, nothing to see here
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:3, Funny)
The bionic Lemming says
A navigational Beacon? Rotating on a repair facility? Made to cover as much of an area as possible in times of distress?
Or do the aliens have Software written by their version of Microsoft - and they accidentally have a port opend that's now spewing out their version of Viagra spam?
Darn? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat - This is no (Score:5, Funny)
Conspiracy Theory (Score:0, Funny)
How many millions of light years are the signals for this anomaly occurring? I am buying stock in tin foil because there is no way they could have sent a response back and got a confirmation that the single was received in a few hours. Run for the hills, they're covering up something
Re:1420 MHz (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Should be safe (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe a hollow sphere or ring rotating for artifical gravity? ie. DEATH STAR.
-molo
What if we get busted for signal theft? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm just waiting for the Galactic police to show up.
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I decoded the signal (Score:5, Funny)
Nmap run completed -- 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 62.359 years
Re:Should be safe (Score:5, Funny)
Cover Up exposed. (Score:5, Funny)
Hello,
I am Mr Buck Francisco, General Manager(Treasury) of Land
Bank, Helopkino, in the Alpha Centauri System.This is an urgent and
very confidential business proposition.
On earth date June 6, 2000,an alien Oil consultant/contractor with
the Alpha Centauri Institute of Mining and Metallurgy,
Mr. Darth Vader made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for
twelve earth months, valued at US$26,500,000.00,
(Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand of your Earth US Dollars).
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and
finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Centauri
Petroleum Corporation that Mr.Darth Vader died from a spaceship
accident.On further investigation,I found out that
he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next
of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr.Darth Vader did not declare any kin or relations in all his
official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my
Bank. This sum of US$26,500,000.00 has carefully been fixed in my
bank for safekeeping.
No one will ever come forward to claim it.According to Helopkino
Law,at the expiration of 5 (five) earth years, the money will revert to the
ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Alien to
stand in as the owner of the money which was fixed deposited in my
bank. I am writing you because I as a public servant,i cannot operate
an alien account.
I want to present you as the owner of the funds so you can be able to
claim them with the help of my attorney. This is simple.I will like
you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the
Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the beneficiary of the funds.
The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 80% for
me and 20% for you. The paperwork for this transaction will be done
by the Attorney.If you are interested, please reply immediately via
my SETI@home address and Upon your response,I shall then provide you
with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand
the transaction.Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest
assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of
us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in real
estate within your country.
Due to the nature of confidentiality in this Transaction our
communication can only be via SETI.
Awaiting your urgent reply via my email Above.
Thanks and my regards.
BUCK FRANCISCO.
Bummer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps the aliens need just 1 4:20 until their normal supplier comes through?
After all, the alien head does seem to be a pervasive symbol of the 420 crews.
Re:Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:1, Funny)
Ping (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't be too quick to judge! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is not a cover-up. I repeat This is (Score:3, Funny)
You mean....
Aliens with frickin' lasers on top of their heads?
Rue the Day.... (Score:1, Funny)
For these scientists to deny the greatest discovery in the history of human existence ever happened and was just "all hype and noise" is a crime against humanity as far as I'm concerned. In the fullness of time when the truth finally does come out (from a more open govt NOT the US and given that, SETI was just a dream, never to be realized) in maybe 15 years or so, these men will be looked upon as traitors to the human race. I hope they are happy with what they've done.