Gravitation Anomaly Measured 540
Rob Riggs writes "Is there a hole in Einstein's Theory of Relativity? A story in The Economist talks about an apparent gravitation anomaly recorded during solar eclipses. According to Chris Duif at the Delft University of Technology, the 'Allais effect' is real, unexplained, and could be linked to another anomaly involving a the Pioneer spacecraft. More detailed information can be found in the paper he has just posted on arXiv.org."
SUBSPACE !!! (Score:4, Funny)
Where is Capn' Picard when he is needed
Gravitation Anomaly (Score:4, Funny)
No such thing (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Economist? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:5, Funny)
so called paraconical pendula (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. President, we must spend whatever is necessary to close the paraconical pendula gap.
Re:No such thing (Score:5, Funny)
What we call light bulbs are truly dark suckers as well. That is why light bulbs are hot, just like the Sun. When a light bulb is full of dark and won't suck dark any more, it cools off. If you look in old light bulbs you can even seen the accumulation of dark.
Dark is also heavier than water. This can be seen in the oceans where the deeper you go the darker it gets.
In other news... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One possible explanation (Score:4, Funny)
Given: Photons are quantized light
Given: Light travels at c
Given: No massive particle can travel at or faster than c
Given: c is defined as the speed of light in a vaccuum
Postulated: Photons have mass
Therefore: Light has mass, as it consists of massive particles
Therefore: Light cannot travel at or faster than c
Therefore: The speed of light is less than c.
Therefore: c is less than c
ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW
Re:Anomaly in Gravity During Sun Eclipses? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No such thing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Too easy, give me another..
Re:Speed of Dark (Score:5, Funny)
Re:3rd body problem? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No such thing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No such thing (Score:1, Funny)
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:0, Funny)
"Is there a hole in Einstein's Theory of Relativity?"
No, that's just the goatse guy!
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
I knew it was a powerful IDE but ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Anomaly in Gravity During Sun Eclipses? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:5, Funny)
The Darksucker Theory (Score:5, Funny)
Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:5, Funny)
We are the Bord.
Ennui will envelope you.
Existence is futile.
Re:3rd body problem? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good reason for a mission to the Moon (Score:5, Funny)
This is a total waste; the Republicans already know the origins of the universe. It's all written in the book of Genesis. The earth was created 6000 years ago, in 7 days. That billion dollars would be better spent on more military hardware for use in the US's next invasion, or better yet it could be given in a no-bid contract to Halliburton for some massively overpriced fuel and services.
Re:3rd body problem? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:One possible explanation (Score:5, Funny)
Ironically enough.. (Score:1, Funny)
A story in The Economist talks about an apparent gravitation anomaly
My submission of a story from The Gravatationist discussing the current US economy, was rejected this morning.
DARK MATTER FOUND (Score:2, Funny)
Re:One possible explanation (Score:1, Funny)
3rd body very much a problem (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Possible explanation (Score:1, Funny)
Because when you think Advanced Particle Physics (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh my God! Anti-gravity flipped the "g" over. We are dooned!
Re:Gravitation Anomaly (Score:3, Funny)
"They swing lower because you are getting old, honey; not because of the ecli...*WHACK*
Re:A reminder (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Einstein would not be surprised (Score:2, Funny)
That's all who wrote? Do you know her name? If so, let's find out where she lives and kill her and her writings. Then she never wrote it; it never happened; we all lived; and you're the idiot that believed in her. March with me now.
porp
Re:3rd body problem? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:3rd body very much a problem (Score:4, Funny)
Well an analytical closed-form solution might not be possible, but iteration will surely help.
Re:SUBSPACE !!! (Score:3, Funny)
The final frontier (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Darksucker Theory (Score:3, Funny)