Need A New Retina? Look No Further 310
wap writes "Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle, a sign of divine powers. Now it is being tested at the Boston Retinal Implant Project, with some very limited success, according to Technology Review. They only have fifteen electrodes implanted, but it's a start. Great quotes: 'The eye doesn't like stuff inside it, that's why it doesn't have a zipper.' Will artificial eyes and retinal replacements someday be as good as good human eyes?"
FLABBBLALBBL (Score:3, Funny)
Re:As good??? (Score:5, Funny)
5 months later it'll be deemed that our eye sight can be tapped under the PATRIOT act and similar.
Where's Captain Cyborg? (Score:4, Funny)
15 electrodes implanted in someone's boday and not a sign of Kevin Warwick. Perhaps we'll get some actual research with scientific basis for a change.
High-res (Score:1, Funny)
Looks like it's nice and high-res so far. Just remember, when you're walking down the street and pick up a square-thingy, just remember how to get the freakin' duck away from you! [warrenrobinett.com]
Gives a whole new meaning to... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't see what the big deal is... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:When will they learn? (Score:1, Funny)
Homer: Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
Get infravision, Win the JREF Prize... (Score:1, Funny)
1. Get infravision.
2. Contact James Randi.
3. Profit!
Missing Zoom function (Score:5, Funny)
Kryten: Well, just one or two. In fact I've compiled a little list if you'll indulge me. Now then, uh, my optical system doesn't appear to have a zoom function.
Lister: No, human eyes don't have a zoom.
Kryten: Well then, how do you bring a small object into sharp focus?
Lister: Well, you just move your head closer to the object.
Kryten: I see. Move your head
Lister: No. We don't have them.
Kryten: You don't have them -- just the zoom? Hmm. Well, no, that's fine, that's great, no, no, that's really great, that's great.
Screw Artificial Eyes (Score:2, Funny)
Conspiracy! (Score:1, Funny)
Example of overlay data (Score:5, Funny)
1) Serve the public trust
z2) Protect the innocent
3) Uphold the law
4) Secret
Re:Can I get these in "Beer Goggles" mode? (Score:0, Funny)
Drinking four large glasses of beer in an hour works for me.
Re:Can I get these in "Beer Goggles" mode? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can I get these in "Beer Goggles" mode? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Get infravision, Win the JREF Prize... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Outstanding (Score:1, Funny)
Unfortunately, using this eye, nobody can focus on anything.
stupid title! (Score:0, Funny)
if you need a new retina, you can't look any further!
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The 24th Century, when Kunta Kinte is blind (Score:0, Funny)
Need A New Retina? Look No Further (Score:3, Funny)
Re:As good??? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes! That's a briliant idea! When the adult brain is not plastic enough, why not use children brains as a coprocessor? The only problem is where to leave it.. Perhaps artificially expand the skull to hold an extra smaller brain?
Re:FLABBBLALBBL (Score:0, Funny)
Bless you!
Eye of Newt (Score:3, Funny)
How are you going to power these things? (Score:3, Funny)