AM Radio Waves May Be Harmful? 548
Klar writes "Wired News reports that: 'Korean scientists have found that regions near AM radio-broadcasting towers had 70 percent more leukemia deaths than those without.' The article continues: 'The study, to be published in an upcoming issue of the International Archives of Occupational and Environmental Health, also found that cancer deaths were 29 percent higher near such transmitters.' While 'their study did not prove a direct link between cancer and the transmitters', the FDA and the World Health Organization are urging more studies, especially of radio waves from cell phones."
Incomplete testing (Score:5, Funny)
This is a conspiracy! (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like we were right... (Score:5, Funny)
AM Radio (Score:4, Funny)
We liked pop, we liked soul, we liked rock, but we never liked disco
Yes, more cancer... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, well.
Not true. (Score:1, Funny)
Quick! (Score:3, Funny)
Was there ever any question? (Score:3, Funny)
(And to balance things out, so is Al Frankin IIRC, but I wouldn't compare the two)
Re:This is a conspiracy! (Score:4, Funny)
Similarly, FM radio waves cause copyright laws to become more draconian, and the frequencies used for television broadcast have been shown to result in lower SAT scores in nearby areas.
Rick James is dead... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh yeah... and Elvis is dead too. Had nothing to do with peanut butter & bananna sandwiches or drugs... nope... Graceland was just down the hill from a big 'ol King sized radio tower.
Did I mention "King sized"? Since his name came up, Stephen King is still very much alive. But Catherine Zeta Jones and that "Can you hear me now?" guy are looking pretty mortal at this point.
If you thought AM was bad for you, try XM (Score:2, Funny)
I know what it's doing. (Score:3, Funny)
To quote last night's Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Score:5, Funny)
Shake: "Yeah, but like, you know, the good kind, right? Like how they find tumors and gave Spider-Man his powers and stuff."
Frylock: "No Shake. The bad kind. The other kind. The kidney losing kind."
Reduce risk by 50%... (Score:4, Funny)
and that tinfoil stops RF waves.
To summarize,
Higher density of RF waves at night
Tinfoil blocks RF waves
Putting these two together, we can conclude that wrapping your body in tinfoil when you sleep at night will reduce your risk of developing RF related complications by >50%:
It's the AM Orcs. (Score:1, Funny)
So, they developed this hobby of knocking down AM towers.
To fight this evil, the government release the Orcs from their Maximum Security prisons and got them to guard the towers with their life.
But, the Goblins had one more trick up their sleeves - Magical Underwear.
Now, this brand of undies granted them super-goblins strength - capable of pounding Orc flesh into dust!
The Orcs created this huuuge scene. They're such pussies sometime, y'know?
No, no this is silly. No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. So I'm stopping it.
You can't do that!
I've done it. The post is over.
It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.
Not true, not true!
radio killed....... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Looks like we were right... (Score:3, Funny)
just talk radio (Score:3, Funny)
Re:50,000 watts (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:2, Funny)
It's a perpetual scam to get more grant money.
Re:no news here. (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry
Re:no news here. (Score:4, Funny)
Never mind all that, it *must* be the AM radio. That being said we should look into this but without jumping to any conclusions.
It's worse than that! (Score:1, Funny)
Now THAT's apparently a horror story!
Re:Looks like we were right... (Score:2, Funny)
You know, buzzwords and all...
Re:Yes, more cancer... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Looks like we were right... (Score:4, Funny)
"When standing next to a high power microwave transmitter, the areas of the body with the highest water concentration begin boiling first: the eyes and the testicles"
I don't want to climb those things anymore.
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:2, Funny)
Then why do many of us seem to get cooked to a deep red when we stay out in it for over 15 minutes. Damn UV radiation.
Re:Looks like we were right... (Score:3, Funny)
Does anyone actually say this? I mean really, this isnt 1952. Who actually feels happy enough to shout out this out when they walk in the door from work. Furthermore.
Wife: Great, lets go out to dinner. Just make sure you take that stupid...
Uhhhh, go out for dinner? Isnt this 1952? Dinner is supposed to be on the table. Bitch.
*SMACK*
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Incomplete testing (Score:4, Funny)
I've decided I really don't want to know any more about Japanese lifestles than that...
new study (Score:2, Funny)
Lets face it..... (Score:2, Funny)