The New York Times On Earth's Magnetic Flip-Flop 519
TolkiEinstein writes "The New York Times reports that, relatively speaking, compasses may soon point South. It's long been known that Earth flips magnetically every half-million years or so, and, with the north pole's magnetic field at about 10-15 percent [less than] its strength of 150 years ago, many geologists feel a flip is coming up. Computer simulations also suggest that the current state of the magnetic field is indicative of an upcoming flip. Though it would take hundreds of years to complete, the impact on life may be significant but not catastrophic, including phenomena such as power-outages, satellite malfunctions and disruptions in the rhythmic functions of some animals such as loggerhead turtles. The EU plans to launch a trio of satellites in 2009 to assume polar orbits & monitor the field." (Cross your fingers for some nice solar wind.) Update: 07/13 17:02 GMT by T : Note: the summary here originally misstated the Times' article; the field 's strength has decreased 10-15 percent, rather than to 10-15 percent.
Bush's fault (Score:4, Funny)
I for one.. (Score:5, Funny)
Turtles (Score:5, Funny)
Could they have possibly picked a more random animal for that example?
And won't someone please think of the turtles?!?!?!?!?!
In Other News (Score:3, Funny)
All to extort the wealthiest nations on the planet for...one MILLION dollars.
magnetic disks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I for one.. (Score:2, Funny)
flapper's delight (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Hollywood Blockbuster? (Score:5, Funny)
Rephrase this: "...for the sake of more special effects."
Donate Fridge Magnets Now! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Turtles (Score:2, Funny)
You're just more interested in the effect this will have on the CPIP. If there were a LTIP you'd think of the turtles a bit more yourself.
KFG
This would be good but (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mayan Calendar ends in 2012, coincidence ??? (Score:2, Funny)
I am wondering if the seasons will flip flop as well ???
If it takes the physical poles along with it, yes.
KFG
Like in Rand McNally? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Donate Fridge Magnets Now! (Score:5, Funny)
Just be careful to cut them in half first, sending the north half to the north pole and vice versa, because otherwise it wouldn't work of course.
Re:Bush's fault (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bush's fault? No... (Score:5, Funny)
He'll have to add this one to his "Axis of evil." (Score:4, Funny)
I knew a magnetic Pole once (Score:2, Funny)
flushing ? (Score:2, Funny)
i wonder if toilets will flush counter-clockwise ?
Re:Hollywood Blockbuster? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, when they head to the north magnetic pole to fix it and meet Santa Claus, they'll totally ignore that Santa Claus is at the north physical pole! Luckly they'll stop the reversal with two seconds left on the clock.
Kerry's going to win the election, obviously (Score:1, Funny)
Kerry's done so many flip-flops, once he gets elected the whole damn earth is gonna do one....
What about Santa? (Score:5, Funny)
poles? (Score:1, Funny)
the world is flat dammit!
it was proven by christian philosophers
thousands of years ago.
Ok, who did it? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bush's fault? No... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Donate Fridge Magnets Now! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:magnetic disks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Time for the editor to RTFA (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bush's fault (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Worldwide Aurora (Score:1, Funny)
Hey, I'm made up of mostly solids/liquids so I should be okay then? Or are the internal combustible gasses what I should worry about?
Re:Remember "Core"? (Score:3, Funny)
Thank God (Score:5, Funny)
Ob Jack Handy -like quote (Score:4, Funny)
Bizarro World (Score:5, Funny)
So once the poles finish reversing, will I have to hack my GPS receiver and invert its display to make its compass point to the new "North" pole?
And will we have to switch around all the highway signs so that I-95 North heads towards Mexico and I-95 South leads to Canda?
And will we have to rename North and South Dakota, North and South Carolina, etc?
The hell with the loggerhead turtles, I've got serious questions that need to be answered! :-)
CRTs will be obsolete (Score:3, Funny)
Same reason there are northern and southern hemisphere compasses except it's a needle balancing issue. In the northern hemisphere, the "north" end of the needle gets pulled down, and it gets pulled up in the southern hemisphere. There are global compasses that work by allowing you to readjust the balance or by using a gimbaled disk magnet.
Speed 4. Compass Crazy (Score:4, Funny)
Floozie: " But won't that take, like, hundreds of years."
Cue the "exciting music" Hero: "Can't you see, we only have a few hundred years to defuse the bomb!!!!! or everyone within 1 acre of this part of the mountain is doomed!!!.
Re:In Other News (Score:1, Funny)
Failed in attempt to create logical connection between story and tired cultural reference...
A Mike Myers fan, which implies absolute stupidity...
Yes, must be slashdot.
Re:Worldwide Aurora (Score:3, Funny)
However, just incase (and to prevent poor Taco from lawsuits when the apocolypse comes!)...
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the event of any kind of massive breakdown of the earth's radiation defenses, sublock with not be sufficient. This will be made abundandly clear by the sudden vaporizing effect you will feel on your body.
There you go... that should prevent the panic buying!
Re:Hope we don't get irradiated... (Score:5, Funny)
Please, not another pro-Kerry article! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh well, at least they did have the decency to call him what he really is: a flip-flop.
Moderators: Laugh. It's called political humor.
Re:Loss of atmosphere (Score:2, Funny)
[Indignant look] Well it wasn't me...
Re:Worldwide Aurora (Score:2, Funny)
as long as it doesn't result in those damn Morlocks, we don't have enough caves for them!
Re:magnetic disks (Score:5, Funny)
It makes this kind of "screeee" sound. Is that bad?
It's everyone's fault! (Score:4, Funny)
Likewise, by killing the Texan supercollider the government stopped all research into magnetic field movements. This research would not only have helped in our understanding of magnetic fields, but would also have helped in the current War on Terror by providing valuable information on how subatomic particles can affect semi-psychotic behaviors.
And by ignoring the Kyoto protocols, the US has selfishly allowed its atmosphere to heat up, no doubt affecting the internal stability of the Earth's iron core, making the situation worse.
Plus, clear-cut logging no doubt has caused rotational differentials across the US and the world (due to less air resistence), placing undue stress on the earth's core.
Lastly, by killing millions, if not billions, of creatures, modern civilization has hastened the onset of this problem by robbing the world of counterbalancing "life" or "female" energy, energy that would have counteracted the obviously "male" and "destructive" magnetic shift.
Man... (Score:2, Funny)
The Giant Binary Switch (Score:2, Funny)