Scientist Sees Space Elevator in 15 Years 503
bofh31337 writes "Scientist Bradley C. Edwards, head of the space elevator project at the Institute for Scientific Research, thinks an elevator that climbs 62,000 miles into space could be operating in 15 years. He pegs the cost at $10 billion, a pittance compared with other space endeavors. 'It's not new physics--nothing new has to be discovered, nothing new has to be invented from scratch,' he says. 'If there are delays in budget or delays in whatever, it could stretch, but 15 years is a realistic estimate for when we could have one up.' NASA already has given more than $500,000 to study the idea, and Congress has earmarked $2.5 million more."
Amazingly (Score:1, Funny)
no god this can be appening!!! (Score:2, Funny)
15 years? (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine the jerk that presses the "close door" button as you're running.
Working elevators on Earth (Score:1, Funny)
Some cautions (Score:3, Funny)
This application has little room for error. Obviously.
Wear on carbon nanotube ribbons may be significant.
Carbon nanotube ribbons may be susceptible to significant deterioration from cosmic rays.
Micrometeor impacts may also be a problem.
If the ribbon fails, what do we do with 62,000 miles of ribbon?
Oh wait, we build a Beowulf cluster of Christmas wrapping stores.
And then there is the cost estimate.
Low.
As long as it's not an OTIS (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A space elevator will not happen in 15 years... (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe you should take him on at longbets.org.
In Space... (Score:5, Funny)
And consequently, nobody can hear you scream.
However (Score:1, Funny)
Does it have Celine Dion elevator music? If so, fuck it.
Re:We've spent money for worse... (Score:2, Funny)
Ob. RD (Score:1, Funny)
one pitfall they didn't mention (Score:2, Funny)
Yikes (Score:4, Funny)
That's a _shitload_ of crappy muzak, there! Better bring a fully-loaded iPod.
And hope there's no crazy guy singing 'Roxanne' while you're in there.
Re:15 years? (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, just take the stairs. You kids are sooo lazy today...
Maybe they should also... (Score:5, Funny)
But I digress...
Two birds with one stone (Score:2, Funny)
Re:#1 thing not to say about a space elevator cabl (Score:5, Funny)
Elevator? Hmmph (Score:4, Funny)
Just you parents make sure your kids aren't wearing loose jeans on the escalator!
Re:Working elevators on Earth (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Radiation (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah but then you get to stretch your arms out and watch your girlfriend catch fire.
I am so old school geek!
Re:15 years? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:15 years? (Score:3, Funny)
Or make two, one "up", another "down". I once saw in a factory in Sweden an elevator system like this. It had a lot of one-person wooden cabins that ran non-stop in an endless loop, one side went up, the other down. People joked that, if you missed getting out in the last floor, you'd come down head first as the cabin turned around. Of course, those cabins hung from the cable so that they didn't get inverted at the top, but I never tried to check this.
This whole space elevator business is just nuts (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How Far? (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, it's just another NASA rocket scientist [sic] trying to figure out that unit-conversion software thingie.
Re:Radiation (Score:4, Funny)
In other news ... (Score:2, Funny)
You just know (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Radiation (Score:3, Funny)
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
only $14k from each slashdotter should do it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Where's the tower? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:15 years? (Score:3, Funny)
It's called a patternoster. We had one at a place I worked (UK) and each 'box' held two people. Coming back from lunch one time, I found a queue of 12/13 people waiting to ride up - solution, I stepped into the one that was just disappearing into the ground. Two boxes later, I rise up in front of the still 8/9 people queuing.
I don't know why but it was incredibly funny. I'm probably just childish.