Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola 599
c writes "The Supreme Court of Canada says that you're liable if a plant with a patented gene infects your property. If you recall, Schmeiser claims (and research supports) that Roundup Ready canola seeds infected his own crops. Monsanto prosecuted him for patent infringement." Some other links: Monsanto's press release, Globe and Mail story.
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Frankenfood giant Monsanto sued itself today in what can only be described as absolute lunacy.
Claiming that the genetically modified corn it produced can reproduce itself without human assistance, Monsanto has sued itself for intellectual property infringement under the DMCA.
"It's clear that the corn is a decryption device because it can take the code we gave it and illegally copy itself," said Monsanto's legal head Hebert R. Pufinstuf. "The fact that this deprives us of profits leaves us only one recourse; we must sue ourselves for the profits lost by producing reproducing corn."
Slashdot 2021 (Score:3, Funny)
Muahahaha (Score:5, Funny)
This has given me an idea for my next evil ploy for world domination:
*insane cackling*
GPL (Score:5, Funny)
Business plan (Score:2, Funny)
2. Sue every microsoftie in Canada
3. Profit
Re:Wait a minute... (Score:2, Funny)
You got peanut butter in my chocolate
Re:Killing Roundup Ready Plants (Score:5, Funny)
but seriously...
probably. if you can be sued for inadvertantly having these crops in your property, then fair use would seem to dictate that you have the right to reverse engineer the product. if you weren't, and only Monsanto were allowed to do so, then they could somehow promote the spreading of their product (the crop) to create a need for a RoundupReady Plant Killer. The situation would be like antivirus companies spreading new computer viruses, and you can only use their av software to eliminate their viruses.
So... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So, it spreads itself... (Score:4, Funny)
I would imagine that the crops are still organic, being that they grow and are composed mostly of carbon molecules and water...
I'm sure that this crop is a lot tastier and nutritious than the INorganic rocks and dirt that are just lying around!
And in the real world today.... (Score:4, Funny)
A spokesman said "We're really sorry, what the hell were we thinking, we have no idea what the long term effects of this are, let alone being able to sensible make profit from it. We're sorry; really sorry."
A judge was heard to remark "You ignorant bastards. How dare you play stupid corporate games with the livelihood and future of substanical numbers of people? You bastards are going to fry."
When did I fall through the wormhole ?
great incentive (Score:3, Funny)
Accept my appologies on behalf of Central Services (Score:4, Funny)
Re:no, we're not surprised... (Score:1, Funny)
The baby-killing RIAA and MPAA must be stopped.
Re:For you city folk... (Score:3, Funny)
Heh, this reminds me of when I was working as a research assistant at a state department of agriculture station. We were clearing a field to plant bok choy, to test it as a possible crop to be grown in my state. The field had been growing belgian endive the previous few seasons. To get rid of the endive left over from the year before they just plowed it under, leaving bits and pieces of the plants.
Well, this was dumb because endive is a weed - it's a member of the composite family of plants, a large group that includes dandelions and chicory. If you cut a plant up, especially the root, it will grow into two or more full plants. We spent the entire growing season watching for endive plants to spring up and then we had to get down on our hands and knees and dig out the entire plant, root and all, with gardening shovels. If we accidently broke the plant and left a piece of root behind then another full plant would quickly grow in place of the one we removed. What a mess!
Re:So, it spreads itself... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Roundup-resistant dandelions. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO! Good work! Mod up clear to Pluto (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So, it spreads itself... (Score:4, Funny)
Coincidence that 10 year old girls have C cup's now ?
You've been researching this? So... where do you live, again? I... uh... just wanted to... mm... send a.. uh.. pizza.... not the police or anything.
Re:Glad we're not the only ones! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Glad we're not the only ones! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So, it spreads itself... (Score:3, Funny)
Haven't you been getting your daily required dose of television lately? We Americans are so obese that our 10 year old boys have C cups.
now I know how to make myself rich (Score:3, Funny)
Then I'll patent it.
Then I'll license the technology to a single virus filter vendor.
Sooner or later a virus will appear that violates the patent.
When that happens I'll sue everyone whose computer gets infected with it, sue all of the virus filter vendors who didn't license the patent, and sue Microsoft for contributory infringement.