Pheromonal Mind Control Mellows Moody Mutts

StefanJ writes "Two researchers at the Royal School of Veterinary Studies at the University of Edinburgh have been experimenting with DAP (Dog Appeasing Pheromone) a chemical that calms down dogs. The study described in this press release subjected dogs in a shelter to the hormone. The homeless animals barked less, and reacted better to visitors. I've heard that realtors prepping a house for show sometimes put a drip or two of vanilla extract on a kitchen stovetop, in the theory that this particular scent makes people feel at home. A specific Human Appeasing Hormone would really up the ante. You spray it on elementary school kids when the weather is nice, or when a substitute teacher is due. And on jail inmates. And people in malls who are sitting on benches instead of shopping, the damn freeloaders! Oh, Brave New World, that has such psychoactive scents in it!"

hmm

[kurosawdust]

this is an excellent idea. It is with this in mind that I will invent a nasally-administered substance to calm human beings down. I shall call it "Co-nostrilinial Novocaine", or "cocaine" for short. To the patent office!

Only Slashdoters

[Anonymous Coward]

Only Slashdoters wouldn't list the one blindingly obvious use for calming pheremones... chix0rs!

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[$exyNerdie]

animals barked less
Wish I could one day use this on the lady in the next cubicle at work. Boy what a constant distraction her phone talk is !!

Old News

[Anonymous Coward]

I got a spam e-mail pitching me magical pheremones well over two weeks ago. /. is falling behind.

Poindextrose?

[dnahelix]

"The pungent vinegar and tangy Roquefort block the smell receptors, rendering the bully harmless." -L.S.

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