NASA Extends Rover Occupation of Mars 206
iocat writes "Reuters reporting that NASA is extending the Rover missions on Mars by another five months. However, they point out that while the rovers look poised to greatly exceed their planned life cycle, they could basically die at any time. Still, it will be cool to see a little more exploration."
It's NOT "occupation". (Score:5, Funny)
It's "liberation" instead, people.
Occupation? (Score:4, Funny)
Hope they didn't skimp on construction. (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they should have gotten that rust-proof coating after all.
Wow (Score:4, Funny)
Rover occupation of Mars? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:well, at least... (Score:1, Funny)
Free MARS! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's NOT "occupation". (Score:4, Funny)
Especially funny when you consider that the Martian Defences were reallllllly good at taking out bogies until NASA pulled an unprecedented 3 for 3, 100% success on their landers.
Continue the liberation of Mars! Soon it will look just like Earth, scattered bits and pieces of long-range weapo^Wmetal everywhere.
All we need is some smog and we can call it home!
Rivers? (Score:2, Funny)
NASA said it would spend $15 million more to keep the rivers exploring the planet's surface through September.
A bit optimistic about the discovery of water on Mars, aren't we?
Oh? (Score:2, Funny)
occupation (Score:2, Funny)
Sweet (Score:1, Funny)
Re:It's NOT "occupation". (Score:2, Funny)
When they do fail ... (Score:2, Funny)
my top picks in no particular order:
1.) Auction them off on Ebay (like that channel drill) and make the buyer pick em up. that may help finace the manned mars mission goal
2.) Call AAA for a tow, membership has its rewards.
3.) File insurance clames on the loss. Perhaps NASA could cite water damage.
4.) But probably the best use, 3 words, "interstellar p0rn server". Lets "spread" our culture among the stars. That of course would require NASA still be able to upload a "firm ware" upgrade.
*brain is: [ ] in, [ X ] out to lunch, [ ] gone home for the day
excessive lifetimes (Score:4, Funny)
Kinda like Dick Clark?
Re:Software Issues (Score:5, Funny)
How about letting Slashdotters name one? C'mon -- nobody will notice. It's just us geeks here.
From a future JPL release:
The rover Opportunity started sol 365 this morning with a quick brush-off of the rock known as "Linux Rules." Later today, Opportunity will turn its attention to another feature, a dull-looking boulder called "SCO Drools."
Re:Let's hear it again for JPL (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe NASA can cut a deal with the DOJ to go easy on Martha Stewart in return for her help on this. If anyone could find a simple, yet attractive solution it's her. Recycle the impact ballons into attractive doilies for the panels or something.
Or even better, get the Anal Retentive Carpenter from SNL to make a nice "Solar Panel Cozy" for it.
Drones (Score:2, Funny)
Good - maybe they will run out of songs then (Score:5, Funny)
It's like reading a wedding announcement or something. "And the chief scientist wore a stunning black outfit, and his research maids wore matching green shirts with long sleeves rolled up. Custom pencils were used by all. The guests were delighted to see palm pilots made available for everyone, each customized with a charming orange Mars theme!"
Re:It's NOT "occupation". (Score:1, Funny)
8. Profit!