Gene MYH16: A Tasty New Jawbreaker 71
kid_wonder writes "Jeremy Roenick take heart! Glass Joe take heart! Scientists discovered that humans owe their big brains to a single genetic mutation that weakened our jaw muscles about 2.4 million years ago. So I guess now we can call all those dopey muscle bound guys 'apes' with a clear conscience."
Good news for Louisiana (Score:3, Funny)
All those jaw muscles... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Actually, no. (Score:1, Funny)
You played D1 football? Except for their hockey team (which is genuinely really good), I assure you that you could stuff any of their jocks into a locker.
Re:Silly protozoa! (Score:3, Funny)
Arguably, you don't need to have any mutation to go from one to the other. The two are generally freely interchangable.
Especially on Fox.