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ALL HEADS:
You're a Knight of the Round Table? ROBIN:
I am. LEFT HEAD:
In that case, I shall have to kill you. MIDDLE HEAD:
Shall I? RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, I don't think so. MIDDLE HEAD:
Well, what do I think? LEFT HEAD:
I think kill him. RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, let's be nice to him. LEFT HEAD:
Oh, shut up. ROBIN:
Perhaps I could-- LEFT HEAD:
And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off! RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, cut your own head off! MIDDLE HEAD:
Yes, do us all a favour! LEFT HEAD:
What? RIGHT HEAD:
Yapping on all the time. MIDDLE HEAD:
You're lucky. You're not next to him. LEFT HEAD:
What do you mean? MIDDLE HEAD:
You snore! LEFT HEAD:
Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath. MIDDLE HEAD:
Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth. RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea. LEFT HEAD:
Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. MIDDLE HEAD:
Yes. RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, not biscuits. LEFT HEAD:
All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway. ALL HEADS:
Right! MIDDLE HEAD:
He buggered off. RIGHT HEAD:
So he has. He's scarpered.
I am afraid the children in the nursery actualy did try the separation surgery and now they have to resort to excuses like:
"The mystery amphibian is currently the subject of a frog-hunt after it hopped away and disappeared as staff at the nursery showed it to curious parents."
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Kermit and Piggy's Babies (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
If you listen closely... (Score:5, Funny)
Frogs Three (Score:5, Funny)
~UP
Democracy meets Biology (Score:3, Funny)
Where do you want to go today?
Is a whole other question!
Three heads is fine, but... (Score:1, Funny)
Mythological Typographical Error (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe this is the guy who guards the gates of Froggy-Hell!!!
Re:Democracy meets Biology (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Holy Grail [amazon.com] quote:
And I will call you Cerberus... (Score:5, Funny)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus.
Be on the lookout for a Newt called Heracles!
The next thing you know... (Score:3, Funny)
You'll see these suckers in tanks in French restaurants like seafood places have lobsters. Oo-la-la! Ze Seks leg'ed frog!
bicycle pumps (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
On second thought, maybe not.
Re:ugh (Score:5, Funny)
What do you mean? It does matter! If anything, it's damn cool-looking. Mutants are neat.
Think of it as a biological memory leak.
3 big mouths (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Mythological Typographical Error (Score:3, Funny)
Zaphod? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wonder.... (Score:3, Funny)
"The mystery amphibian is currently the subject of a frog-hunt after it hopped away and disappeared as staff at the nursery showed it to curious parents."