Cooking with the Internet? 478
VonGuard asks: "Not all of you live on ramen and coffee. At some point, you have to cook, and the Internet should be a great place to find recipes. Is there a Google for recipes. And why isn't there a larger open cookbook on the net? So, is anyone working on this, or is there something the rest of us don't know about yet?"
Why? (Score:4, Funny)
I like to use Food Network. I have found quite a few useful recipes there (one of my favorite was when I cooked for my gf's brother-in-law who is a vegetarian... Portabellas with spinach salad in an eggplant dressing.)
And why isn't there a larger open cookbook on the net?
I once heard a story of a woman that was eating a dessert at a restaurant and thought it was so
incredible that she just HAD to have the recipe. She asked the Chef and he at first declined but
after her continued insistance a typed sheet was delivered to the woman's table that included the
recipe and the bill. She read through the recipe and was delighted. She looked at the bill and
it was well over $500. She became infuriated and asked to see the Chef. He explained that her
bill was $100 and the cost of the receipe was $400.
Perhaps that's why,
duh (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously though, try all recipes [allrecipes.com] if you want something a little less generic.
What are you talking about? (Score:5, Funny)
Every time I look for food on the net... (Score:5, Funny)
*sigh*
Specialty Recipes (Score:5, Funny)
Great recipes on this here Internet (Score:2, Funny)
Anyone tried this "cream of somyungai" that I keep hearing so much about?
Hack your food (Score:5, Funny)
Basic Dirty Martini (Score:5, Funny)
Vodka (chilled)
Dry Vermouth (chilled)
Olives
Olive Juice
Martini Glass
Mixing
1. Add as much Vodka as you'd like to drink
2. Splash in some vermouth to taste
3. Splash in some olive juice, until you can't taste the vermouth anymore
4. Add an olive or two
5. Drink!
Optional Extras
1. If the ingredients are not already cold, you may pre-mix in a shaker full of ice, and then strain the liquid into your martini glass. Ice may be used directly if you don't mind diluting the vodka.
2. Vodka mixes well with everything. Try additional ingredients to make new and unique martinis.
Favorite geek recipes... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:BBC Food (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
1) Make an open-source cookbook
2) ???
3) Profit!
Perfect Martini. (Score:5, Funny)
Vodka (chilled)
Dry Vermouth (chilled)
Flashlight.
Martini Glass.
Olive.
Toothpick or Skewer.
Step 1: Pour Vodka into Martini Glass.
Step 2: Place Bottle of Vermouth in front of Martini Glass.
Step 3: Shine flashlight through Vermouth towards Martini glass.
Step 4: Put away flashlight and Vermouth bottle.
Step 5: Skewer Olive. Place in glass.
Done! =)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Mmm, toe-jam.
Re:Basic Dirty Martini (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, especially more vodka.
Re:One suggestion... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:One suggestion... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:it's an Urban Legend (Score:5, Funny)
Now there is sound scientific investigation!
Re:Cooking with google.. (Score:4, Funny)
"ramen noodles"
"mushrooms"
"hoisin sauce"
Re:Why? (Score:3, Funny)
2- input recipies
3- ???
4- PROFIT!!!
Re:One suggestion... (Score:3, Funny)
Anarchists Cookbook! (Score:2, Funny)
How to cook with the Internet (Score:3, Funny)
2. Place article about SCO on hard drive.
3. Post URL of article to Slashdot
4. Let cook for 15-20 minutes
5. Serve and eat!
*Use article about Gnome vs. KDE for higher altitudes
Re:Cooking with google.. (Score:1, Funny)
Cooking with Hazem, next on FoodTV.
Re:One suggestion... (Score:2, Funny)
Get story posted on slashdot with link to server.
Wait ten minutes.
Unwrap meat. Enjoy!
That's one way to cook with the Internet
forgot a few items... (Score:2, Funny)
You forgot (in no particlar order)
1) Jolt
2) Bawls
3) Montain Dew
4) Pizza
5) Chinese Take out
cooking on the internet (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One suggestion... (Score:3, Funny)
Spam (Score:2, Funny)
Who needs a recipe? (Score:3, Funny)
If we think we have all the spices, we then see if we have the other ingredients. If we think we have everything, we try to decide how it should be prepared.
We then run the plan. We taste it along the way to ensure what we expect to happen is actually happening. If we need to (and we are able to), we make changes along the way.
When the cooking is done, we put it in front of the other family members for a quality taste test. If it passes (and it normally does), dinner is served. If not, we head out for a shrink wrapped meal.
Innerweb
Only eat very short very flat things (Score:2, Funny)
Just the way nature INTENDED us to eat.
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