Real Pain Dulled In Virtual Worlds 237
26199 writes "The BBC is reporting on a novel use of Virtual Reality: as a distraction for burn victims who suffer excruciating pain during daily dressing changes. What's most interesting is that it actually works. Another use of VR discussed is in the treatment of patients suffering Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; memories can be relived until they are accepted."
Re:like dentists used to do with white noise (Score:5, Funny)
burns-are-serious dept. (Score:2, Funny)
I need this for school (Score:5, Funny)
Dulls the Pain of Social Rejection (Score:5, Funny)
Why not slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:like dentists used to do with white noise (Score:3, Funny)
Then they switched insurance companies on me and now I have to go to this 90 year old guy who's a half-hour away and keeps stabbing holes in my cheek with the tooth-buffer thing.
Everyone is talking about addicition (Score:3, Funny)
Re:like dentists used to do with white noise (Score:2, Funny)
After a while I got tired of it, so a switched to a different dentist. This one only asks me "Is it safe?" before he polishes my teeth, which isn't too bad I suppose.
Funny enough... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Somehow ... (Score:5, Funny)
Try it in OB/GYN! (Score:5, Funny)
"Pain requires conscious attention. Humans have a limited amount of this and it's hard to do two things at once," he said.
I truly relish the day they give this VR "distraction therapy" to women giving birth...
Wife: OH MY GOD, THE PAIN!
Husband: Keep pushing, love! Keep pushing!
Wife: I AM! I'm trying, but he won't come out! Enough of this natural childbirth shit, I WANT AN EPIDURAL... oooh... hey, look over there...
Anxious Husband: What? What is it, honey?
Wife: it's a polar bear!
What's the big deal? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dulls the Pain of Social Rejection (Score:3, Funny)
2. Insert said digit into closest, unsuspecting victim's ear.
3. Rotate wrist.
4. Cackle madly when they convulse at the sheer digust and horror of having to endure contact with your bodily fluids.
Re:Somehow ... (Score:3, Funny)
"In this post 9/11 world, we must-" BRZZAP!
What is a rear admiral? (Score:2, Funny)
OK, so everyone was asking what the hell a rear admiral was. It was
first mentioned in 1F04, last year's hallowe'en special.
> Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
>Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies,
> wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
>-- Covering his ass, so to speak, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Bill Oakley, who _wrote_ that part of the script with Josh Weinstein,
emailed me the definitive answer as to what a rear admiral is.
>Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as
>disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is
>the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:
>
> BART
>Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
> MILHOUSE
>No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window,
>you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.
>
>This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go
>for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was
>from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I
>do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the
>word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we
>know, it doesn't really exist.
Re:Dulls the Pain of Social Rejection (Score:2, Funny)
2. Insert said digit into closest, unspecting victim's ear.
3. Rotate wrist.
4. Cackle madly when they convulse at the sheer digust and horror of having to endure contact with your bodily fluids....
5. ...Profit???????
Memories can be relived until they are accepted (Score:5, Funny)
We found nuclear weapons in Iraq.
We found nuclear weapons in Iraq.
Re:Amazing... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I need this for school (Score:3, Funny)
"c'mon , feel the burn! no pain no gain!"
Pffffft... (Score:2, Funny)
Resume therapy!
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:1, Funny)
Messing peoples lives up (Score:3, Funny)
crap when there are perfectly good drugs available
that cure the problem?
Re:Safe? (Score:3, Funny)
Ah I get it.
You're one of those people who believes that you're conscious!
I mean, actually conscious, as opposed to being a pre-programmed, deterministic zombie with the illusion of consciousness a thin veneer painted over the ad hoc, jury-rigged, machinery of your essentially robotic being.
Well!
I'll have you know that I'm self-aware enough to know that my "self" is a mere convenient illusion. I know I'm a zombie, an empty mask on a ballistic trajectory through the world, a trajectory determined aeons before my birth by chemical interactions in my ancestor's genes.
So there!
If VR can heal, it can harm. (Score:2, Funny)
Doesn't sound like a healthy mind to me.
All things in moderation.
Obviously not a Linux based system (Score:1, Funny)
On the other hand, this sounds like Darl's fantasy world