MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net 519
Iphtashu Fitz writes "eWeek is reporting that the latest variant of MyDoom is now making its way across the internet and may have been responsible for some disruptions to Microsofts website over the weekend. This new variant apparently doesn't spread via e-mail but instead scans for machines with an open TCP port 3127. This version appears to be a very stripped down version of its earlier cousins since it also doesn't leave a backdoor into infected machines nor does it have a shutoff date for when to stop attacking Microsoft." Reader billstewart adds links to reports at Australia's ABC News and carried by Reuters; Unloaded adds a link to CNET's coverage.
MyDoom (Score:5, Funny)
My poor firewall logs (Score:2, Funny)
mydoom source (Score:4, Funny)
gcc mydoom.c -o mydoom
Re:mydoom source (Score:5, Funny)
Target American Idol !!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Any legit use for 3127? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is it just getting started? (Score:4, Funny)
Tech: Hello? Is this the system administrator of the house?
Dad: Jimmy? It's a call for you.
Tech: Hello, are you the system administrator of the hose?
Jimmy: Yes, but my friends in school call me Jimmy.
Tech: Okay, Jimmy. We've detected that your house has a computer that's infected by a virus.
Jimmy: Comuputers can catch colds?
Tech:
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MyDoom (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MyQuake (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dumbass alert (Score:4, Funny)
How could it be harmful if it says "I love you"?
Re:MyQuake (Score:5, Funny)
YourDoom is MyDoom (Score:1, Funny)
Re:MyDoom (Score:2, Funny)
It's named MyDoom because he misspelled mydomain as mydoomain or something like that.
Re: Seems to be doing some damage already. (Score:2, Funny)
> My girlfriend's been complaining that she can't get onto MSN all night
Shucks, you two will just have to find another way to while away the hours.
(Write me if you need suggestions. I can do ASCII art for the complicated stuff.)
No, it's an "open sores" virus (Score:2, Funny)
No, Doomjuice is an open sores virus, as it utilizes an open sore (that is, port 3127) left by MyDoom.A to get in.
Re:When will someone use this to their advantage? (Score:2, Funny)
Wonderful (Score:5, Funny)
So in other words, to prevent MyDoom from DDoSing Microsoft's website, Microsoft decides to DDoS themselves instead. What a wonderful world!
crap (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dumbass alert (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Any legit use for 3127? (Score:5, Funny)
Learn how to use the apostrophe key. Else you might get misunderstood.
How about..... (Score:3, Funny)
Actually Microsoft should be advertising the fact that it is the best OS on the planet for virus development and deployment. It would look good on the Windows vs Linux propaganda.
MyDaikatana (Score:5, Funny)
Re:mydoom source (Score:5, Funny)
Subject: "Awesome Linux screensaver!"
Body: "Check out this awesome screensaver! Follow the steps below to install it. If you can, it would be helpful to switch to your root account first."
1. Save the attached file to your home directory.
2. Open a command prompt window.
3. Type: gunzip screensaver.tar.gz
4. Type: tar xvf screensaver.tar
5. Type: cd screensaver
6. Type: make
7. Type:
it really makes you think... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:MyQuake (Score:5, Funny)
Although some networks will allow you to be pre-infected with an empty shell virus that will automatically download and install MyDoom.III when it begins to spread.
Re:MyQuake (Score:2, Funny)
New MyDaikatana Release Date (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MyDoom (Score:4, Funny)
*shrugs*
Re:What about a CodeBlue variant? (Score:5, Funny)
Here it is!
Why dont I create a machine that will fix your car for you too, and mow your lawn, and take out your trash and solve that pesky virginity problem of yours?
Because thats why WOMEN were invented! They solve all of the worlds problems! Go away from your computer, and find a woman who will download the new anti-virus definitions for you and solve the rest of your problems!
Now to all the women out there: YES, I am avaliable, please send me your resume containing important skillsets outlined above.
(but seriously, I am going to die alone)
Wow, a virus that updates itself over the network (Score:4, Funny)
MyDoom.C - A critical update for the MyDoom virus is now available. This update fixes the flaw that prevented infected machines from launching DOS attacks at microsoft.com past the expiry date. Install this update if you need microsoft.com DOSing capabilities.
i can see it now ... (Score:5, Funny)
Subject: Clickety-click!
Attachment:clickety.exe
Text:
Yeah, you know, the files you axed me for.
<SmallerFont>
By starting the attached file, you agree to: A) have remote administration software installed on your computer, B) allow that remote administration software to replicate to other computers as well, C) have a mail relay installed on your computer, D) have software that might conflict with the remote administration software (e.g. anti-virus software) disabled, E) you're not reading this anymore, are you? F) have updates to the remote administration software automatically installed, G) this text is so boring, H) even if that updates fundamentally alter the functionality of the software (e.g. DDOS the shit out of macrohard.com or dashslot.org) I) why not check out the nice file i sent you instead. J) you agree to never sue the author or distributor of this remote administration software for anything. K) no, really. the file is so nice - maybe it even makes funny sounds when you click it? L) neither anyone who uses your computer to send electronic mail, no matter what quantity or content.
</SmallerFont>
We all know, nobody reads those EULAs
The ULTIMATE Vaporware Virus (Score:5, Funny)
MyDukeNukeMForever.A
Re:Part of the story? (Score:2, Funny)
myDoom[a-z] (Score:4, Funny)
Why are you contradicting yourself? (Score:4, Funny)
Well you seem to be making one mistake....
The virus writers ARE the anti-virus companies!
Re:Nimda (Score:4, Funny)
thats too bad
Re:The ULTIMATE Vaporware Virus (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, and it'll have full 256 colour VGA!
Re:MyDoom (Score:1, Funny)
MyDoom got its name from a typo
Aha! Obviously, the author is a Slashdot editor!
You realize, of course.... (Score:3, Funny)