Rosetta, the Comet Hunter 132
Roland Piquepaille writes: "After being delayed for about a year because of a failure of the Ariane-5 rocket, the Rosetta spacecraft is scheduled to be launched on February 26. Rosetta is a special spacecraft, including an orbiter and a lander. And it will take up to 2014 before landing on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko -- with the help of a harpoon. Then, as says the European Space Agency (ESA), Rosetta will help to solve planetary mysteries. This news release looks at the goals of Rosetta's mission and explains why it will take more than ten years to reach the comet. But here the 'funny' part of the story: the landing. 'In November 2014, the lander will be ejected from the spacecraft from a height which could be as low as one kilometre. Touchdown will be at walking speed, about one metre per second. Immediately after touchdown, the lander will fire a harpoon into the ground to avoid bouncing off the surface back into space, since the comet's extremely weak gravity alone would not hold onto the lander.' This overview contains more details and includes illustrations of the Rosetta's spacecraft and its landing on the comet."
Sounds like how I get dates (Score:5, Funny)
Name I can't pronounce... check
10 years before getting some... check
I just have the class not to make a big deal out of it.
Phase 2 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Got some doubt going here... (Score:5, Funny)
cometing (Score:1, Funny)
That was no whale! (Score:3, Funny)
I have doubts (Score:5, Funny)
What makes them think they'll be able to land an unmanned probe on a small rock in deep space that way when here on earth, countless bigger, manned ships have tried the same feat on whales for decades and failed?
They're just gonna kill that poor little comet. For nothing. Just like that. Somebody calls green-piss ferchrissake!
Probe's last words... (Score:2, Funny)
Arrgh! Thar she blows, The White Comet.... (Score:3, Funny)
Name of the lander (Score:2, Funny)
Corset hunter? (Score:1, Funny)
Then I remembered I was on Slashdot. News for nerds. Since I'm married, I claim that I'm no longer a nerd, just a plain old geek.
Kill it (Score:3, Funny)
Whats wrong with superglue? Still stuck with the "lets go GET it" thinking?
Rants aside. I really hope it works, and we get high res public domain pictures of it to make our desktop wallpapers out of.
I wonder if it would be cheap enough to steer the whole comet towards the earth into an orbit, and just bring it right next to the IIS. Spacewalking astronauts could then harpoon it to their hearts content
Re:what the hell? (Score:1, Funny)
-- Austin Powers