Scientists Create New Form of Matter 448
soren100 writes "Yahoo News has a story about scientists creating a sixth form of matter. They are calling their new state of matter a 'fermionic condensate.' Somehow they got potassium atoms to form pairs similar to the 'Cooper pairs' that make superconducting possible. Maybe any quantum physicists around can tell us more about this, but it certainly sounds pretty revolutionary. The scientists are predicting that this will lead to 'room temperature solid' superconductors, which in turn will enable us to have better electricity generators, more efficient electric motors, and (our favorite) cheaper maglev trains."
Quandry (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe, but how will you tell the real quantum physicists from the myriad of armchair quantum physicists who think they know what it's all about.
Not to mention (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Quandry (Score:5, Funny)
Why, by making an observation of course! After that their quantum state collapses to just one state, either a real or an armchair quantum physicist.
There are some experiments underway to use this to encrypt articles about quantum physics, so that only intended recipients can decrypt the text, even.
Maglevs? More like... (Score:4, Funny)
Maglevs are cool, but the real slashdotter wants to know how it will help build space elevators.
Re:Quandry (Score:5, Funny)
The real quantum physicist will post a superposition of all possible comments with attached probabilities, so your browser will be able to randomly select which one to show you.
If you are one of twins, your sibling will always see a comment presenting the precise opposite point of view. Unfortunatly, there is no way to use this phenomenon to get zero-ping time internet access.
I want... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Quandry (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sixth form of matter? (Score:5, Funny)
Clinton took it.
Connective tissue (Score:4, Funny)
They cooled potassium gas to a billionth of a degree C above absolute zero or minus 459 degrees F -- which is the point at which matter stops moving.
Step 1. Freeze until cold cold cold (like a regular superconductor)
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Have a room temperature superconductor
Step 4. PROFIT!!!!
Ok, seriously... Whats to say that you can't get any kind of matter to act like superconductors at a low enough temperature?
And while I'm at it:
Imagine a beowulf clust.....
Re:Maglev in U.S. (Score:5, Funny)
Whew... (Score:0, Funny)
Thats good, it was bad enough when I licked a street light with my tongue on a dare in the cold of winter once.
Re:Sixth form of matter? (Score:5, Funny)
When you're naming a star, a hurricane, or a child you know you have a good chance of some more coming along later - so hell - John or Mary will do nicely.
But with forms of matter I think they missed a trick. Plasma is a pretty cool name after all. I would have thought a few minutes spent searching for the phone number for Douglas Adams and a quick "Hey - Doug - can I call you Doug - No? - Okay - Mr Adams - You were joking? - cool - very funny - ANyway - we have a new form of matter - and we can only think up really shit scientificy names for it - any chance of you coming up with some options we can present to the board? - None of your stupid numbers or shit - a proper kick ass name
Re:Maglev in U.S. (Score:0, Funny)
(Cue 20 flames from people who can tell the difference.)
Re:Sixth form of matter? (Score:3, Funny)
I think they picked the lesser of two evils when went with "Bose-Einstein condensate"...
The BIG issue now (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is news?! :-) (Score:1, Funny)
What about faster Rollercoaster launch systems (Score:1, Funny)
Perhaps we can see someone building something to beat the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point for being the tallest, fastest coaster (when its working).
I really am dylsexic (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Un-scientific questions (Score:3, Funny)
--
In London? Need a Physics Tutor?
You're the damn physics tutor, you tell me.
question is... (Score:2, Funny)
Heisenberg says... (Score:4, Funny)
The problem is that you'll either be able to read what they wrote, or determine how intelligent the post is -- but by knowing one, the other is forever lost. Quite the quantum quandry!
Brrrr (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Connective tissue (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Maglev in U.S. (Score:1, Funny)
Finally... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sixth form of matter? (Score:3, Funny)
That's the fifth element, you boron.
Re:Connective tissue (Score:4, Funny)
6th? What about the fifth (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Maglevs? More like... (Score:2, Funny)
space elevator maglev flying cars
Name Change! (Score:5, Funny)
Captain Shamerica: Cease and desist, foul scum!
Grokthor: Never! *rowr*
Captain Shamerica: Then I shall blast you with my fermionic condensate ray!
See? Poor Captain Shamerica now looks like a pussy because he's using some weirdo-thingy to whack the bad guys.
New name! New name! *forms picket line*
Re:Sixth form of matter? (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, what was the fifth?
Mila Jovovich. Duh.
Re:show me (Score:2, Funny)
"never" is a very long time. =)