Mars Express 3D Image Released 213
zoney_ie writes "As reported in BBC News Online, ESA (European Space Agency) have released an image of the surface of Mars, captured in 3D and full colour. Europe's Mars Express orbiter has been taking pictures of the Martian surface at down to 10m resolution. The mission will result in Mars being more carefully mapped than Earth has been to date! Full size image available on ESA's Mars Express Website."
I can hear faint echoes of my mother..... (Score:5, Funny)
"You never finish anything! Why don't you go and finish the Earth before you go running off to map some other silly planet?"
New game for Europeans: (Score:3, Funny)
Terrific wallpaper image! (Score:5, Funny)
In addition to the scientific value, that image makes terrific wallpaper, and it is scaled perfectly for my monitor.
Re:I can hear faint echoes of my mother..... (Score:2, Funny)
Damn those images look unreal (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can hear faint echoes of my mother..... (Score:5, Funny)
It's because I am from Mars. Women are from Venus.
Re:New game for Europeans: (Score:5, Funny)
Interresting note (Score:5, Funny)
Karma (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... maybe NASA faked my karma... tinfoil hat people, maybe you can explain?
Cheers,
Justin Wick
Re:And don't forget... (Score:3, Funny)
Do you suppose we'll pretend to offer democracy to Mars as we steal their mineral resources? I haven't heard anything about Martian weapons of mass destruction yet, but that could change. It would be a heck of a sight easier to get the bill through congress if the administration would just fake an attack by a Martian gunboat. Maybe that's why all these craft keep "disappearing." Somewhere down the line we declare that they have all been destroyed by Martian terrorists.
Re:Gaming? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Congrats ESA (Score:2, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.esa.int/export/SPECIALS/Mars_Express/S
Fullsize ehh? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Congrats ESA (Score:1, Funny)
If we find life on Mars, we will never be able to colonise it. Expanding the human experience beyond the shores, the gravity well of this puny Earth requires a virgin territory. But if Mars is soiled with life, we cannot infect it with out own, for that would be interstellar ecocide.
The children are crying, they wail because with every piece of evidence that Mars has life, the long term survival of the Human race gets that bit slimmer. We need room to grow. We need to move off this poisoned planet. But the one save heavenly haven that awaits us is already taken.
Whatever can we do now? What happens when the light goes out?
Re:Congrats ESA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Riiiiiiiight (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:3, Funny)
ESA Engineer 1: ok, everything's finished, now I can't help thinking we forgot something?
ESA Engineer 2: no, just checked, every sensor is there and then some, even the solar panels
ESA Engineer 1: you're probably right, just my mind playing games.
[4 months after landing]
ESA Engineer 1: I knew it, we did forget something. Stupid designers forgot the aerial.
ESA Engineer 2: Explains why we can't make contact.
ESA Engineer 1: doh!
ESA Engineer 2: Better just tell everyone it crashed.
ESA Engineer 1: definetly!
Re:Earth to date? (Score:3, Funny)