One-Way Ticket to Mars? 1242
ahogue writes "Paul Davies, who has written several very accessible books on physics and cosmology, proposes an interesting way to get a manned mission to Mars - leave them there. [NYTimes, free reg. req.] While it may sounds shocking at first, the financial and exploratory benefits seem to outweigh the social negatives. Any volunteers?" Reader docanime writes with some sober news: "All this recent talk about Mars rovers and orbiters has made one space fan checking out how well Mars has been deflecting and destroying the space probes. The Mars Scorecard lists all the known fly-by, orbital, and landing attempts/failures made by humans. In case you're curious, Mars is winning 20 to 16."
Parts (Score:5, Funny)
one way ticket to mars (Score:3, Funny)
"Mars needs men!" (Score:5, Funny)
A few days after landing...
"Mars needs women!"
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:5, Funny)
I'm starting a collection. (Score:5, Funny)
Please let GWB be the first volunteer! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:1, Funny)
I nominate George W Bush to be first in line.
I would second that if it were a trip to the sun.
Re:Voting (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Parts (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why do a manned mission? (Score:2, Funny)
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Crew suggestions (Score:0, Funny)
As for the name of the spaceship, I suggest naming it the "B" Ark.
Trouble (Score:2, Funny)
Or maybe not.
--Stephen
If it's one-way, I nominate the cast of "Space Cowboys." That was a terrible movie.
Credit Companies (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Shouldn't the ESA be 0-0-1 (Score:1, Funny)
I volunteer... (Score:3, Funny)
Then the rest of us can get back to living again.
Re:"Mars needs men!" (Score:5, Funny)
"Mars needs diapers!"
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:5, Funny)
Or at least just make him *think* he had went.
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Why do a manned mission? (Score:5, Funny)
Just a guess
Procreation! (Score:5, Funny)
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Ultimate Survivor XXVII (Score:2, Funny)
I suggest it be a Celebrity Survivor!
Re:Would you want such a volunteer? (Score:2, Funny)
You are right. Sending Darl is a much better idea.
Re:Sending water (Score:4, Funny)
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:2, Funny)
A great idea. I'm sure he'll have all the martian secrets aired out [imdb.com] in no time.
Re:Why do a manned mission? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:3, Funny)
Pet Peeve #1977832: I hate it when they use overt religious terms in scientific articles. Keep religion relegated to where it belongs and keep science scientific.
No kidding, if the opportunity was heaven-sent, why do we have to do all the work?
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Re:ONE WAY TICKET TO MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY (Score:-1, Funny)
I mean, rearry. The nerve of people nowadays.
Re:Credit Companies (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Parts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Politics (Score:5, Funny)
Which most likely can't cook or do dishes either... maybe not such a bad idea after all.
It worked here... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:3, Funny)
No, no, that would be very bad. He'd come back as an evil superhero. Yeesh, haven't we learned anything from the movies [imdb.com]
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:1, Funny)
actually she has dreamed of being on of the first/early people to be in a mars biodome, so its not a mean as it sounds at first. though i still wouldn't mind getting rid of her.
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"Mars needs men!" (Score:5, Funny)
If you didn't think of this until after arriving on Mars, you've been sitting in the basement reading
Re:Hello (Score:4, Funny)
Re:"Mars needs men!" (Score:2, Funny)
Guy in ship:
Blue: Huh?... No, not like that!
gotta love red vs blue [redvsblue.com]. Season two's finally started.
Re:one way ticket to mars (Score:2, Funny)
Granted it's quite possible to attempt to land on the sun - is that what you're suggesting?
Re:Parts (Score:5, Funny)
"This is one small step for man..."
Re:Parts (Score:5, Funny)
Oh sure, and play right into the Martians hands!? Lazy Martians, can't even come to Earth and collect body parts, now we've got people volunteering to send them up to Mars for them! Sheesh!
I volunteer... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Would you want such a volunteer? (Score:2, Funny)
cragen
Re:Why do a manned mission? (Score:5, Funny)
What would we call it? I dunno...the acronym for "Redundant Array of Inexpensive Planets" probably won't go over very well.
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:5, Funny)
what's needed is misdirection! (Score:5, Funny)
Either that or we nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
FIRST POST FROM MARS (Score:5, Funny)
Kinda laggy, but everything's looking good up here. I just found a new rock that was like a little bit redder than the other one I found yesterday. Cool.
Please send more corn.
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I'll go (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Keep religion out of it. (Score:2, Funny)
...I'll shut up now.
Re:Would you want such a volunteer? (Score:3, Funny)
Problem is the producers would want to choose the people and we would end up with a gay guy, a guy with aids, a lesbian girl, and a hot blond bimbo.
Re:Parts (Score:1, Funny)
Apparently it takes 20 minutes to relay information, sounds like good old BBS days to me, oh the memories it would bring back!
We should kick the USSR off our team! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I've thought about this (Score:3, Funny)
Of course they do, right after we send up the telephone-handset sanitizers. ;)
-T
Re:Politics (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Parts (Score:5, Funny)
Lance Bass (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I've thought about this (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Registration Free Link (Score:3, Funny)
True. But you could find a few. I'd volunteer for it, and I'd qualify. I know enough about geology that you could say "find me some interesting rocks, break them apart with this hammer, and put them under this microscope and tell me if you see anything interesting", and succeed. (I could also handle orders like "Remember rock AF41Q that you found six weeks ago? Take it off the shelf and put it in the sample return vehicle. Take rock CX29B out of the sample return vehicle, because AF41Q is more interesting.")
Anything else I need to know about geology, I could learn from watching videos and reading textbooks archived onto a set of DVDs that would accompany me during the six-month trip.
Two hours of my time (or yours, or damn near anyone else's) on Mars would teach us more about the history of wherever we landed than we've learned in the past 30 years.
> Tonight on your local cable network: LIVE from MARS; Are they still alive? Any progress with building the return vehicle? What happens between John and Mary? Do not miss their high flying sex experience!"
I'm with you on the Reality TV version of it. You could probably fund the whole mission by selling advertisements and (in states where it's legal) betting on the outcome. "Tonight! The air supply is down to 3% after the oxygen scrubbers went down in Month Six! Can our crew effect repairs in the last hours remaining? And if they can't, tonight will be the grand finale, when we find out who'll be the last one gasping? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!"
dead (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, they all died. Have you ever met one of them? Of course not, becayse all the settlers died a few centuries ago.
Re:"Mars needs men!" (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget, subscribers get to see the next article early.
Re:what's needed is misdirection! (Score:3, Funny)
This is your boss... (Score:1, Funny)
Bloodred Planet (Score:3, Funny)
Now these interplanetary probes threaten the stalemate we've enjoyed for generations. A one-way trip is the only acceptable human mission, lest they bring the pestilence back with them. Meanwhile, join me in developing the sunlaser, which stores the beneficient rays of the Sun in optical storage, for discharge against the horde of biters waiting across the vacuum gap. Stake 'em and bake 'em!
Units (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah Canada, he means YOU!
Sounds like... (Score:2, Funny)
*sigh* Sounds like my wife.
NASA interviews for the mission. (Score:3, Funny)
NASA was interviewing professionals they were figuring on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University."
The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.
"Two millions dollars," the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, "You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer."