ISS Fender Bender 248
wjsteele writes "Seems that the Space Station has had a minor fender bender. Sounds kind of scary... being in a space craft and hearing metal crunching (like an aluminum can.) Apparently some 'Minor' space debris struck the station around 2:30am this morning, while the astronauts were eating their wheaties." Update: 11/27 16:31 GMT by M : Looks like an experiment may be to blame.
2:30 AM, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
False Alarm (Score:4, Funny)
Oh boy (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, I know what this is... (Score:5, Funny)
Instead of the usual Grenade Launcher, Bazooka, Machine Gun noises, the new space version comes with 'crunching metal tin', 'airlock hiss' and 'oops, we lost a solar panel' noises...
Nice one Michael!
2:30 AM, eh? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Space Junk (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Minor? (Score:3, Funny)
Sure there is. It's just a long way down...
You knew it was coming! (Score:5, Funny)
Some serious analysis required (Score:3, Funny)
"Honey,..."
"Yeah?"
"... I think I crashed the space station"
"WHAT?!!"
"Look, it wasn't my fault. Some space junk came out without stopping and I ran right into it!"
"Honey, baby, how often have I told you, DON'T DRIVE MY SPACE STATION. Sorry, I got a little emotional there."
"We're insured, aren't we?"
"Not over international territory. Right now we're about over Afghanistan. No coverage."
"I'm so sorry, I'll make it right..."
"OK, suit up, we're going out"
"No, I meant I'll bake some cookies"
"OK, get me a beer while you're at it."
Re:Uhh (Score:1, Funny)
You mean there are Europeans up there?
I'll thank you (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anyone know... (Score:2, Funny)
Right...
For the space newbies (Score:4, Funny)
Why didn't they just... (Score:5, Funny)
Later on that day... (Score:2, Funny)
Filmmaker David Cronenberg Arrested In Space (Score:5, Funny)
Cronenberg, who had not obtained permission to film from the American or Russian space agencies, was found outside the International Space Station by astronauts after they were awoken by what sounded like "a car being crashed". Upon investigation, the astronauts found Cronenberg discussing the result of a take with actor Elias Koteas and giving direction for the next.
"I can't believe he did this," said cosmonaut Alexander Kaleri from the space station. "This is not a movie studio."
The arrest comes only six months after Cronenberg announced that he was entering the X-Prize Contest, which promises an award of $10,000,000 US to the first privately-owned reusable spacecraft. Outside of a few die-hard fans of the director's work, no one had taken Cronenberg's entrace seriously.
"This really fucks things up for me," said John Carmack, the odds-on favourite in the contest. "If he posts bail and gets back up in space, then he wins the prize. I never knew he was this far ahead."
Cronenberg is being held in a washroom on the International Space Station pending a routine Soyuz supply flight. Sources at NASA say that it's possible he could be formally booked and bail set within as little as six days, giving him plenty of time to fulfill the X-Prize conditions.
Open-source programmer Richard Stallman could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the computing guru said he had been collaborating with Cronenberg for some time. "He was one of the paramedics in the first Crash," said a friend. "I think Cronenberg's making him a meteorite or something in this one."
Re:Fender Bender ? (Score:3, Funny)
Video footage from external cameras reveals... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why didn't they just... (Score:4, Funny)
Is it making a comeback? (Score:2, Funny)
Gender Bender ? (Score:3, Funny)
Ciryon
Fender bender? (Score:2, Funny)
When I first saw that headline... (Score:3, Funny)
I thought it said IIS fender bender. I was trying to figure out why the space station was running IIS, and figured this was another microsoft-bashing article.
Re:Space Junk (Score:2, Funny)
I think they're a splinter group of Destructicons [seibertron.com] which had some philosophical differences with Megatron [geocities.com]. They've been having some trouble with Terrorcons [geocities.com] lately.
Re:Oh, I know what this is... (Score:4, Funny)
[it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons, Bart presses each button a few times]
Toy: Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to hell! Go to hell!
Bart: Dad, I promise you, I will never get tired of this.