NASA Debates How And When To Kill Hubble Telescope 555
Amy's Robot writes "The Washington Post reports that after 13 years of wear and tear, the Hubble telescope may be on the way out. NASA and some outside scientists have become involved in a heated debate about how and when to end the Hubble telescope program. Keeping Hubble in service until 2020 would require an extra maintenance visit by astronauts at a cost of at least $600 million. Some even worry the batteries could fail by 2010, since the next maintenance visit has been delayed by the Columbia accident and space station priorities. Is it worth maintaining our old friend Hubble, or should NASA let him go out in a blaze of glory?"
I already know.. (Score:5, Funny)
"How And When To Kill Hubble"
Professor Plum will use the candlestick in the library next Tuesday.
Two birds, One stone (Score:1, Funny)
That said, I think the government has been spending far too much money on the telescope over the past few years. Sure, at first it was cheap and easy, and the "oooh's" and "aaahhh's" of delighted schoolchildren certainly help drown out the cacophony of "this costs HOW much?!" cries from whistle-blowing dog washers. So, perhaps, then it's time to make this enterprise profitable! I've been hearing a lot about space tourism, and I think this could be just the ticket to turn this failing boondoggle around.
How much do you think Lance Bass, Kenny Blankenship, or Julie Ahoolian would pay to travel to space to look through the telescope with their own eyes? I'd imagine quit a bit! Then, they could even turn the telescope around, and use it to peer back at our own home, Mother Earth. I bet you could see your house from up there! The only thing that worries me is that they may use it as a sun-focusing death ray to burn up enormous swaths of our fair countryside. However, that is a small price to pay to keep the Hubble up and flying, and to please celebrities.
The funds from this, of course, will pay to maintain the telescope. Also, keep in mind now that China dominates the skies, maintenance on the telescope could be outsourced to cheap Chinese immigrant labor. This seems like a win-win-win for all concerned, and I encourage you all to write your congress-people, and tell them, with one clear voice, "Keep our Space Microscope Accessible to Celebrities with Chinese Coolie Labor!"
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Re:Must die? (Score:1, Funny)
I thought they were going to crash it into Jupiter to avoid contaminating Earth with its plutonium core? I'm quite sure I read it somewhere.
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another Taco Bell target? (Score:1, Funny)
We already know how it will end... [humor] (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone who has seen Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie knows how this will end...
"Mike killed the Hubble! Mike killed the Hubble!"
EBay? (Score:2, Funny)
one deep space telescope. has seen where no man has seen before.
used, with millions of miles. as is, where is.
been refurbed a few times but will let go to
good new home. procedes will go to new programs.
Easy Solutions(TM) by teamhasnoi! (Score:3, Funny)
Crash it into the moon - we can then finally see if that flag is up there.
Send some elementary school kids up there. If they don't destroy it by doing the monkey bars on its delicate superstructure, they'll hasten its suicide by circling it and chanting, "One Eye, Got One Eye, One Eye, Got One Eye!"
Ask it what time it is, then when it looks at its wrist, hit it with a hammer.
Rename it Old Yeller. Dad'll put it down, while you weep into your dusty wool shirt.
Just put a Democrat on it! It will be sure to 'mysteriously' crash, probably in a wooded area full of hippies.
Re:Two birds, One stone (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Must die? (Score:2, Funny)
x = cost of property damage when Hubble crashes + lawsuits from surviving relatives
y = cost of 'recalling' Hubble
If x is less than y, we don't do it.
Mod parent down, please. (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:We already know how it will end... [humor] (Score:2, Funny)
Re:For the time being. (Score:3, Funny)
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"Sorry Bob, but we're still a little too heavy for reentry. You're gonna have to get out and wait for the next shuttle...
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Re:Two birds, One stone (Score:1, Funny)
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Sell it to the DOD (Score:3, Funny)
Or, they could use it as an offensive weapon. Focus the rays of the sun and fry cities!
Or perhaps they could use it for some kind of solar collector/intesifier to provide power?
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