Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation 264
Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation | |
author | Olivia Judson |
pages | 308 |
publisher | Vintage |
rating | 9 |
reviewer | Danny Yee |
ISBN | 0099283751 |
summary | the evolutionary biology of sex |
Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation mimics a write-in advice column, in which anthropomorphised animals of all kinds ask for help with their sex lives. That is just the framework, however, for an entertaining tour of the natural history and evolutionary biology of sex. Pretty much every aspect of animal sex is at least touched on, though the "all creation" of the title is an exaggeration -- there's only the occasional reference to plants and bacteria, with nothing (for example) on the fascinating topic of pollination.
The columns are grouped thematically in thirteen chapters, divided into three parts. Part one covers the "expenses" involved in sex, female promiscuity, conflicts between males, and alternative strategies for those who are poor and small. Part two covers sex and cannibalism, sex and violence (male and female), love potions and homosexuality, and monogamy. And part three looks at incest, at hermaphroditism, facultative sex and other variants, and at asexuality and theories for the evolution and persistence of sex.
Each column typically runs to four or five pages, beginning with a question.
Dr. Tatiana never answers directly, but looks around first at other species with similar or related problemsDear Dr. Tatiana,
I'm an Australian redback spider, and I'm a failure. I said to my darling, "Take, eat, this is my body," and I vaulted into her jaws. But she spat me out and told me to get lost. Why did she spurn the ultimate sacrifice?
and sets the question in a broader context"... most guys prefer not to be eaten at all. ... In the scorpion Paruroctonus mesaensis, the male whacks his partner several times before racing off; in the wolf spider Lycosa rabida, the male tosses his lover in the air, leaving her in a crumpled heap as he hurries away.
... In the bristle worm Nereis caudata, something similar goes on but for once it's the man who eats his wife.
... Do other males eat their mates? I have never heard of it. But note: this is not to say males don't eat females. They do. Just not during sex. Platonic cannibalism is a problem for creatures from apes to amoebae. It's depraved out there."
before finishing with the answer, if there is one."... It goes without saying that such a death wish can evolve only in special circumstances. That is, being eaten must mean you leave more offspring than if you are spared. So far, your species is the only one known to meet this criterion. A male redback who gets himself munched fertilizes more eggs than a male who survives. Why? ... it turns out that sex takes longer when she's chewing away on you, which gives you the chance to deliver more sperm and thus fertilize more eggs. So your challenge is to make yourself more appetizing."
Links to many different areas of biology are explored."The secret is picking your moment. Female redbacks aren't greedy; when they're not hungry, they don't eat. If you offer yourself right after she's feasted, forget it. You've got to wait until she gets that mean and hungry look in all eight of her beady little eyes. And then, for what you are about to receive, may your kiddies be truly thankful."
And for those who want to follow up specific topics in the technical literature, there are thirty pages of notes, giving annotated references for each column, with pointers into a forty page bibliography. (Though a short recommended reading list of non-technical popular works on evolution would have been a more useful inclusion for most readers.)"Lysin, the protein that determines whether an abalone sperm can enter an abalone egg, is evolving at record speed. Tantalizingly, abalone are also splitting into new species at a startling rate."
Sex Advice to All Creation assumes no background in biology, and there's the occasional wordy or repetitive explanation. But even scientists for whom the evolutionary biology is old hat are likely to find some new details in the natural history. The chatty tone and the framing conceit of an advice column -- extended in the last chapter to a mock television show -- remain entertaining and decorative, never pushed so far they become annoying or distort the science.
"If you are not a hermaphrodite, incest is best if you come from a species where males have only one set of genes. If you're not a member of such a species, I urge you to avoid sex with your nearest and dearest."
You can purchase Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.
Having problems with your sex life? (Score:3, Funny)
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Very accurate review (Score:5, Funny)
A book on evolutionary biology... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Having problems with your sex life? (Score:2, Funny)
Or maybe they all went to read the book...
Is it safe (Score:1, Funny)
Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Having problems with your sex life? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:don't buy the book (Score:2, Funny)
Ummm.. No one is going to assume you are a player because you read these websites.
Re:Speak for yourself... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What's with all the Furries lately? (Score:2, Funny)
to stay on topic, uh... beowulf clusters of something or others... or how about SCO sux?
"Having problems with your sex life? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Speak for yourself... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:it was a bit short though (Score:3, Funny)
So now you know how women feel about sex.
Re:Having problems with your sex life? (Score:1, Funny)
I have had dry spells lasting upwards of 7 years (!!!) in my twenties and another 2 years in my early thirties. *BUT* to my utter surprise and amazement, I have had a number of gilrfriends over the years. All were at least *cute* some were so attractive that I was absolutely incredulous that they would be even seen with me, let alone that they would enjoy sex with me enough to not break up with me after the first tragicomic attempts to make love. Which I find intimidating. It's miserable doing nothing but masterbation for lack of a sex life, but on the other hand pleasing another human being in bed can be sort of intimidating. Nevertheless, I have had, and continue to have sexual opportunities to my utter amazement. One amazingly incredibly sexy young woman that I helped with an IT probelm is freakin' ga-ga over me. So is an attractive blond young saleswoman. Honest truth, and I don't really give a shit whether you believe me or not. I'm living this life, not you smart guy! Slashdot crowds are so damn easy to predict that I figured I'd cut some of the less psychologically cogent of us off at the pass by with some stock defensiveness. That being said, I certainly can't figure it out. I certainly wouldn't lay me. But it happens. For that, at least, I am glad.
How to have an active sex life (Score:5, Funny)
Step 2) Invite female friend for dinner.
Step 3) ????
Step 4) uh, profit? More like score!
Ok MODS, I'm ready for you!
-Cyc
Sex advice^H^H^H^H^H^^Htalk from Oderus of GWAR (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Very accurate review (Score:2, Funny)
It said that this book won't get me laid, and guess what. It didn't. 4 stars.
So if you got laid, would you have given it five stars?
I had sex last week! But.... (Score:3, Funny)
As I type this, my roomate and my best friend/recent lover are fucking in the next room over. WHAT THE FUCK. After 10 years of friendship and built-up sexual tension, we finally hooked up and now less than a week later she's banging my roomate. I am so fucking incensed right now I can't think straight. I wouldn't mind if they went to a hotel or otherwise didn't make it known, but she just FUCKING WALKED PAST MY ROOM TOPLESS AND SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FUCKING FACE. How fucking insensitive can you be?!
This sucks. It's 3AM and I'm telling strangers (GEEK strangers, no less) about my personal problems. I am a big pussy and will most likely not say anything to either one of them so I expect this to go on for a while. Fuck.
Feeling low? There's someone else out there that's having a worse day than you. Trust me.
Re:Sex will not exist soon. (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Evolution is a crock of shit (Score:2, Funny)
You mean like genetics, theromodynamics, electromagnetism, quantitative chemistry, and all that unreliable jazz?
Re:Speak for yourself... (Score:3, Funny)
But without paying for it and by the same species? (Dolls don't count.)
Re:I had sex last week! But.... (Score:1, Funny)
Mares? (Score:3, Funny)
Mods read this: (Score:3, Funny)
--Karma Whore