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U.S. Continues Biological Warfare Research 945

Posted by michael on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:02AM
from the die-mice-die dept.

merryprankster writes "Researchers at Saint Louis University have engineered a strain of mouse-pox virus which kills 100% of animals it infects - even when the mice have been treated with vaccination and anti-virals. The deadliness of the virus is related to the addition of a protein IL-4 which shuts down cell-mediated immune response. The engineered virus is not contagious and does not affect humans but the research has drawn some condemnation as being dangerous and unnecessary."

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If Slarti Bardfast was right... (Score:5, Funny)

by Peter Cooper (660482) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:04AM (#7347210) Homepage Journal

which kills 100% of animals it infects - even when the mice have been treated with vaccination and anti-virals

Finally, we can destroy our mice overlords!

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mice != rats !=? SCO (Score:5, Funny)

by millette (56354) writes: <robin@NOsPAm.millette.info> on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:07AM (#7347235) Homepage Journal

Don't jump the gun thinking this might be a solution to the sco problem. The article is quite clear: it only affects mice, not rats.

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Don't touch... (Score:2, Funny)

by Slendro (105066) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:09AM (#7347267)

Don't touch them! These mice have been infected
with RAGE....

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Re:If Slarti Bardfast was right... (Score:3, Funny)

by Fnkmaster (89084) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:09AM (#7347277)

Yeah, we just better hope the mice don't ramp up their bioweapons team first... insta-death mice poop, strategically placed behind all of your cabinets and cupboards. Bad, bad voodoo.

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Disney (Score:2, Funny)

by The Angry Mick (632931) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:10AM (#7347280) Homepage

I guess Disney needs to buy some SARS masks for Mickey and Minnie . . .

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Re:Seriously... (Score:5, Funny)

by gowen (141411) writes: <gwowen@gmail.com> on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:12AM (#7347302) Homepage Journal

Here in Australia, for instance, we have a wretched little (introduced) animal called the cane toad. If a virus like this could be engineered such that it would kill them all out, I'd say it's not such a bad thing.

I'd say its a pretty bad thing for the cane toad...

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Re:hrmm? (Score:3, Funny)

by AllUsernamesAreGone (688381) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:18AM (#7347397)

They tried it on RIAA officials and it didn't work. Of course, the flaw in their theory was that RIAA officials are humans.

Or, more seriously, they probably tried using it on human cell cultures to see what happened. Maybe.

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Re:Seriously... (Score:3, Funny)

by geekmetal (682313) writes: <vkeerthy.gmail@com> on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:18AM (#7347398) Journal

I am so happy to hear this, there is such huge problem of runaway mice around here!

Next project: Create virus to kill all morons

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God save us! (Score:5, Funny)

by Zygote-IC- (512412) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:19AM (#7347409) Homepage

I hope this never gets in the wild. I would hate to have to switch to a damn trackball.

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does not affect humans (Score:2, Funny)

by Kryptic Knight (96187) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:28AM (#7347521)

And Just how do they know it DOES NOT AFFECT HUMANS ???

OH yes, I can just see the testing scenario now:

Lab Dude "so we want to you to go in that room while we seal you in and then just open up that little vial on the workbench in there, OK?"

Guinea Pig "sure, do I get paid now or after"

Lab Manager "oh .. definitely after!"

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Re:Seriously... (Score:5, Funny)

by operagost (62405) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:30AM (#7347549) Homepage Journal

For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle. % Away from the speech, Skinner and Lisa talk. Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse? Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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Re:Level 3 Lab (Score:4, Funny)

by RichMan (8097) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @10:44AM (#7347707)

"nothing goes in/out of your lab without being autoclaved for one"

So the mice are steamed before being exposed to the virus. This could explain the 100% mortality rate :-)

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Re:US is the only world power (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @11:05AM (#7347951)

I'm tired of hearing ignorant whining like this attached to every damn article.

I'm sorry if our Weapons of Mouse Destruction offend you.

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Pfft, who writes these headlines? (Score:2, Funny)

by Meor (711208) writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @11:32AM (#7348248)

U.S. Continues Biological Warfare Research. The engineered virus is not contagious. Does not affect humans. Sounds like the superweapon the US has needed for years. *Rollseyes*

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Re:Seriously... (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday October 30, 2003 @09:54PM (#7354648)

"...the US army has also recreated the Spanish Flu"

you misspelled fly

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If Slarti Bardfast was right... (Score:5, Funny)

mice != rats !=? SCO (Score:5, Funny)

Don't touch... (Score:2, Funny)

Re:If Slarti Bardfast was right... (Score:3, Funny)

Disney (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Seriously... (Score:5, Funny)

Re:hrmm? (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Seriously... (Score:3, Funny)

God save us! (Score:5, Funny)

does not affect humans (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Seriously... (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Level 3 Lab (Score:4, Funny)

Re:US is the only world power (Score:1, Funny)

Pfft, who writes these headlines? (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Seriously... (Score:1, Funny)

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