Warfare at the Speed of Light 561
unassimilatible writes "From the They Said It Couldn't Be Done Dept., the Oakland Tribune reports that the Lawrence Livermore Labratory is ensuring that the Pentagon, inside of a decade, could be armed with a beam weapon that is near-instantaneous, gravity-free and truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away - perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees."
Say again? (Score:5, Funny)
Repeat after Dr. Evil: (Score:3, Funny)
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God says... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Say again? (Score:1, Funny)
"Uhh
Friendly Fire at the Speed Of Light! (Score:5, Funny)
Too Late!
You Vaporized Kenny! You Bastard!
one question (Score:5, Funny)
Thinkgeek (Score:4, Funny)
Oh great (Score:4, Funny)
Always reassuring when someone in the US Army makes such a statement...
Wow that was fast (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, Goverminator hasn't been elected for 2 weeks and Skynet is already flexing its muscles
In other news ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Say again? (Score:5, Funny)
Translation: We are anxious to get out there and blast somebody.
Humvees? (Score:2, Funny)
Surgical? (Score:4, Funny)
But would the detonating munitions know to avoid civilians as well?
Quantum Leap (Score:5, Funny)
Would a gravity-free weapon (even with light) defy General Relativity?
Will the enemy start using mirrors?
ok, Grammar Nazi... (Score:4, Funny)
So it can avoid civilians who are miles away from the munitions? Even the few dumb bombs dropped on Iraq avoided most citizens in Kuwait...
I think (that you know) that it means munitions miles away from the LASER could be predetonated (pre- as in before the enemy sends them our way).
But the real question here is how whether they're implying that the civilians could be detonated too, separately without the munitions, now that we'll have got a big friggin' laser gun...
Re:Say again? (Score:5, Funny)
"In the first order, lasers are not going to work on bad days," Campbell said. "They're just not."
Dear Mr. Rumsfield:
Please schedule all future wars in excellent weather. It's great for the morale of our troops and we get to use our new laser toys.
Thanks.
G.W. Bush
Re:In other news ... (Score:4, Funny)
War in 2080 (Score:2, Funny)
Wish I could remember who wrote that book.
Re:Say again? (Score:3, Funny)
Yep. No small particles of anything in the air during those frequent sandstorms. =P
But what if the enemy.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Say again? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! (Score:2, Funny)
And bullets don't reflect? (Score:5, Funny)
If you stand next to a solid surface, like a tank, and fire a conventional automatic weapon at it, you had better be wearing some serious bullet proof armor.
The main problem is that any reflecting surface can act as a mirror
Mirrors do a great job of reflecting low power light. Put a sufficiently high powered pulse laser on the scene, and the behavior of reflective surfaces becomes "non-linear" in the sense that it will simply burn through them.
and turned the h20 into h202 which is deadly hydrogen peroxide
Which is regularly used as a mouth wash, and easily noticeable because it tastes like crap and fizzes in your mouth.
Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This laser is capable of emmitting a beam (Score:2, Funny)