Single-atom Laser Built at Caltech 232
hweimer writes "A research group at Caltech has successfully constructed a laser consisting of only one caesium atom. The emitted light is very weak but highly ordered, so such a device may be used to control a quantum computer. More on this can be found at PhysicsWeb."
Begging the question: (Score:5, Funny)
Standby (Score:2, Funny)
Wow (Score:4, Funny)
Quantum computers, sure. I bet they'll even run Duke Nuk'Em Forever lan parties over IPv6.
So when do we get... (Score:0, Funny)
But the bigger question is.. (Score:5, Funny)
Here we go again. (Score:0, Funny)
Mk?
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
And now the physicists hand the engineers the huge task: "Ok, we got it to work, you get it to do something usefull"
Not big enough. (Score:5, Funny)
What's that you say? Why? What do you mean, why?
Nope. Sorry. (Score:5, Funny)
Friggin parameciums (Score:5, Funny)
So... (Score:4, Funny)
Finally, I have the weapon I need ... (Score:5, Funny)
But should even one of those Nanobots cross me, ZZAPP!
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Re:Rubbish (Score:5, Funny)
why does every science experiment have to throw in buzzwords such as "may be use in quantum computers" or "may help a cure for cancer"
A 12 gauge shotgun could be used in cancer treatments. Of course making sure you only blast out the cancer cells is the really hard part.
Imagine? (Score:5, Funny)
A FLASHLIGHT!
I don't know (Score:4, Funny)
I know, I know, I actually read the article. I can remember when lasers were interesting, before they were just cheap modern replacements for phonograph needles.
Re:laser (Score:3, Funny)
At home with the amoeba (Score:5, Funny)
Well, that's where the nano-rednecks come in.
Like this (Score:3, Funny)
Cesium atom ---- Internet ---> quantum computing
\--------/
Obviously you've never written a business proposal before.
Re:Not big enough. (Score:5, Funny)
Or at least criss-cross campus leading co-eds to the sign it's lighting proclaiming one BITCHIN' pool party.
Re:Like this (Score:5, Funny)
> Cesium atom ---- Internet ---> quantum computing
> \--------/
> Obviously you've never written a business proposal
> before.
No, obviously YOU have not. The proper proposal looks like this:
Collect underpants ---> Cesium atom ---- Internet ---> ??? ---> quantum computing
\--------/
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
ENGINEER : Uhhm, it's not that simple...
SLASHDOTTER : Yes it is! Keep up please!
Yay! (Score:3, Funny)
Does this mean it's not yet bright enough to point at my Keynote slides?
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, can now overthrow our quantum computer masters!
Thanks a lot (Score:5, Funny)
Now that you've told us where QM is, we'll never know how fast it's progressing.
Not Enough IP's (Score:2, Funny)
Next Step: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Rubbish (Score:1, Funny)
No, The usual question asked by /. is "Will it run Linux?"
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
They might, they might not...
Nightmare finding the replacement parts ... (Score:5, Funny)
Thinkgeek.com (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Thinkgeek.com (Score:4, Funny)
Random useless knowledge (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, I understand your post was quite witty; ya never know when a random [worthless] piece of knowledge might come in handy though.
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Or they could both be running and not running the game at the same time!
No one will know until they open up the door to the room where the lan party may or may not be taking place.
Sandpaper (Score:5, Funny)