American Science: Addicted to Pentagon Cash? 637
An anonymous submitter writes: "In totalitarian states the military can compel scientists to perform research for weapons systems. That's not true in the United States, yet American scientists who refuse military work are exceedingly rare today. This may be in part because scientists, like most other citizens, agree that the U.S. is facing dangerous foes. But some dissidents argue the cause is more likely that Pentagon cash has become an addiction that scientists rationalize by working on 'dual use' technologies -- radar that maps planets and guides missiles; robots that peer through smoke in apartment fires to rescue victims, and through battlefield smoke to find human targets."
Re:Military Ca$h (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah. (Score:2, Funny)
Easy money, retire early! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm guessing you only have to show an interest and Darpa will give you a good job on some tropical island somewhere, your needs attended by hot island ladies.
At least, that's what the guy told me when we set up our meeting in the middle of a cornfield. hmmmm....
Re:Our foes are ourselves. (Score:2, Funny)
Whoa there partner. Luke Duke's dynamite tipped arrows makes him a TERRORIST in the New World Order.
Not In My Name -- or on my resume! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Science in War SAVES LIVES (Score:3, Funny)
Did I miss a memo? When was cruise missile production moved to Mexico????
Or contractors working on the death star... (Score:5, Funny)
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
RANDAL: Like when?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
DANTE: Whose house was it?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Dominick Bambino's.
RANDAL: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
DANTE: Based on personal politics.
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
RANDAL: No way!
BLUE-COLLAR MAN: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet.
Re:Costa Rica has had no military since 1948. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I dare say... (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, that's Japan's solution to the problem. Maybe we should use their reliable ally.