How Much Does A Cloud Weigh? 505
MyNameIsFred writes "ABC News is running an article revealing unexpected facts about weather formations. Ever wonder how much a cloud weighs? What about a hurricane? A meteorologist has done some estimates and the results might surprise you..." Reports that include the phrase "more than all the elephants on the planet" are always welcome.
Don't be afraid (Score:-1, Funny)
NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, the sky is blue and grass is green.
I knew it (Score:5, Funny)
Depends (Score:5, Funny)
Math? (Score:5, Funny)
Assume an elephant weighs about six tons, she says, that would mean that water inside a typical cumulous cloud would weigh about one hundred elephants.
Somehow it reminds me of RIAA's math equivalent.
Units Units Units (Score:5, Funny)
Stephen
Re:Its an Addiction (Score:2, Funny)
That's it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Math? (Score:3, Funny)
Surprised (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if she has ever considered just how hot is the sun. Wow, its hotter than all the space heaters that have ever been made turned on in the drying closet and you locked in for the whole weekend with only a bottle of soda and some salt crackers. Although by saturday night it would feel pretty much the same.
40 million elephants. (Score:5, Funny)
Jason
ProfQuotes [profquotes.com]
Re:Units Units Units (Score:3, Funny)
(e.g. "imagine I have root two elephants sitting on the floor here, and then multiply the imaginary part...")
-ben
I don't know... (Score:5, Funny)
Elephants Smelephants... (Score:5, Funny)
Did I mention my laptop that must weigh over 50 field mice...
Re:Math? (Score:5, Funny)
How do you convert that to midgets? (Score:5, Funny)
The real question is how many midgets does an elephant weigh? If have 48 midgets per elephant, and I have 600 elephants per cloud, then....
Elephant Units (Score:5, Funny)
No wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
This opens up a whole new world of "your mom" jokes... "Your mom weighs as much as a cloud." How many people are gonna be able to figure that one out? :-D
Google failure (Score:4, Funny)
But can it do 1 cloud in elephants [google.com]? No!
Perhaps Google isn't god after all.
Obligatory Simpsons Quote (Score:4, Funny)
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Elephant Units (Score:5, Funny)
Definately Imperial elephants. Since we're talking about clouds, they have to be storm trooper elephants.
Re:Google failure (Score:3, Funny)
aparrently (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Units Units Units (Score:5, Funny)
Re:sad (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Units Units Units (Score:5, Funny)
Metric Metric Metric (Score:5, Funny)
500 * 100 = 50000 square cm
3cm * 50000 cm^2= 150000 cm^3
Pure Water having a specific gravity of 1.00
150,000 cm^3 * 1.00 = 150,000grams or 150Kg
Using the imperial system we have to resort to using inches, hands, feet, arms, britney spears, elephents, and the odd library of congress.
There is no cloud. . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about the illiterate populous (Score:1, Funny)
550 tons (Score:5, Funny)
550 tons is the weight of all the electrons that have been inconvenienced, although momentarily, by people who read this stupid article online, and then couldn't keep from posting on /. about how asinine it was. (Oops).
For that many electrons, we could have downloaded ourselves a few Libraries of Congress. Too late now, they're all wasted. We'll have to get the 20,000 CD-ROM worth of data [jamesshuggins.com] delivered to our door by an elephant.
Re:Wow... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I find your sense of superiority pathetic. (Score:5, Funny)
Must... resist.. yo mama.. joke...
Re:I find your sense of superiority pathetic. (Score:5, Funny)
I know how much 550 tons is, that's like
The weight of 9,500 ex girlfriends, or 550 ex girlfriends if you live in Utah.
The amount of shit expelled in the average SCO press release.
The weight of my formerly miniscule equipment after I replied to *every* penis enlarging piece of spam I've ever received.
Since they insist on reporting on the weights of things relative to others, instead of just sticking to a standard unit of measurment, I say the pick more interesting objects than VW Bugs or Elephants. For instance:
For extremely bad news, they could pick something friendly or cute to reference, such as "A comet with the mass of 7 billion cute fuzzy bunny rabbits is on a collision course with the Earth. I for one can't wait for the bunnies to get here!"
For scientific news trying to get your average Joe Blows attention for future (hopeful) government funding; "In other news, a space probe weighing as much as 170 pairs of Pamela Andersons breasts was launched at Mars today. The rocket carrying the probe created a massive 18,000lbs of thrust to get the probe headed on its way. Although there is a slight possibility of damage to the delicate probe, the 18,000 pounds of thrust must be used on the mass of Pamela Andersons tits to enable it to build up enough speed, faster and faster as it goes, to escape the Earths gravity. I'm sure every man involved is very proud at the success and has a special feeling at the moment."
Etc. Lame, but fun, try making your own.
Re:Target Audience? (Score:4, Funny)
<grin>
I'll go away now...
Re:Don't be afraid (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new -1, Redundant overmods."
Heh I, for one, welcome our new sarcastic overmods.
Re:Thank you, Digitalunity. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I find your sense of superiority pathetic. (Score:5, Funny)
Me, years of studying physics allows me to convert among numerous units of measure including the ever useful library of congresses, empire state buildings, highways to the moon, and popes in a volkswagon, but even so I'd sure as hell be suprised if 6 tons of anything showed up in my backyard, be it cloud, elephant, or bird shit.
To me, 6 tons is about 5,000 kilos (grew up in the U.S., but I think in metric - how screwed is that) or about 5 of my car or 25 Powermatic table saws. It's all relative to what you're brain has stored. I've moved my table saw and I've had my foot run over by my car, so I have a direct appreciation for the weight of both, but not an elephant, or 6 tons as such.
Re:More Imponerables (Score:5, Funny)
Is there any place big enough to store it?
Yes:
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:4, Funny)
Water? has Weight? But they look fluffy!
Next you're going to try to tell me that the very air we breathe has weight, too. Bah. Silliness.
- Peter
Re:I find your sense of superiority pathetic. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:2, Funny)
British Units ??? (Score:4, Funny)
So you're saying.... (Score:1, Funny)
I'm sure we can work it out between us... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:40 million elephants. (Score:4, Funny)
Physicist (Score:2, Funny)
Ehh...what do you expect from a physicist? Actually I'd have expected that he'd said something like "6 tons are well in the range of 10^4 kilograms"....
DMCA Violation!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Getting up close and personal with those elepha (Score:3, Funny)
They are lucky then that they haven't hit any of the elephants yet
Re:NEWS ALERT (Summary) (Score:2, Funny)
She's 4, and not easily swayed by long arguments, but she does agree that occasionally it's reddish-orange, and at night it's black.
More relvant obSimpsonQuote: (Score:2, Funny)
--Grandpa Simpson
The Simpsons Episode 2F31 "A Star is Burns"