Five-second Pints

An anonymous reader writes "Forget about gigahertz processors, faster pipes, quicker CD burners, etc. The BBC News is reporting on a truly important development: A tap that can pour a pint in just 5 seconds. Bottoms up!!"

Wow!

[kernelistic]

The stronger the beer, the better the code!

Excellent

[leviramsey]

Unfortunately, the technology is developed for Carling, which is utter piss.

space age technology

[danratherfan]

if you need to get hammered that quickly drink everclear. for the rest of us, i think we can wait the extra ten seconds.

Come on!

[MacEnvy]

College students have been doing this for years. Ever hear of a keg stand? How about a funnel?

*twirling finger in the air*

[Tumbleweed]

Big deal - the sump pump in my basement can beat _that_.

In more familiar terms...

[the darn]

It's a beer bus that runs at a blazing 0.2 hz!

i think

[McAddress]

Its about time that Slashdot got a section for beer. Perhaps use a logo like this [boozhoundlabs.com].

The Pint Forever!

[fm6]

This is slightly more impressive than American Slashdotter will be aware. In Britain a pint is an Imperial pint, which is 25% bigger than the pint we use.

I'm somewhat bemused to discover that British pubs are still dispensing pints. We all remember (or should) that scene from Orwell's 1984. Winston Smith, trying to dig up forbidden history, goes looking for a guy old enough to remember The Revolution. Doesn't do him any good. He finds his source, but the man isn't very helpful. Does he care about the downfall of capitalism and democracy? Does it bother him that he now lives under a hyper-totalitarian state that makes Communism and Fascism look positively tolerant? No, he just cares that nobody will sell him a pint of beer. All they have is half-liters (not enough) and liters (too much for his aging bladder).

Didn't turn out that way. I guess Orwell was full of it after all!

Re:onto surgical procedures...

[nastyphil]

"In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Bob later became the Prime Minister of Australia."

Re:Mmm...

[Ripplet]

MOD PARENT DOWN - OFFTOPIC

we're talking about BEER here!

Re:Too cold!

[foxtrot]

It is telling that the system was developed at the behest of one of the worst brewers on the planet... The system needs to be warmed up by a good ten degrees (farenheit) so we can taste out beer.

So what you're saying is that the beer sucks, but you want it poured at a higher temperature so you can taste it sucking?