Bamboo Bike A Reality 467
markjugg writes "The American Bamboo Society has a page describing a working bamboo bike. This is a strong step towards making bicycling more sustainable, expecially in contrast to aluminum, one of the most resource demanding materials that exist."
it's been done... (Score:5, Funny)
Bear alert! (Score:3, Funny)
Seems like a hoax... (Score:5, Funny)
Attacked By Endangered Species (Score:5, Funny)
Next Week... (Score:5, Funny)
Next week we can all read about the follow up stories from the America Plastic Association, the American Balsa Wood Collective, and the Society for the Reuse of Aluminum Foil...
Davak
It must be fast....... (Score:2, Funny)
hemp (Score:1, Funny)
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:5, Funny)
"But Flavio makes me see things differently: Bamboo is a resource of immense potential. And it is strong too. What makes it possible to build bicycles from it is that it is stronger than steel when strained in the longitudinal direction, 17% to be exact."
While resistence to longitudinal stress is a good thing, many of the strains on the frame of a bike are not longitudinal - there is a lot of lateral flexing as you pedal. Bamboo is prone to splitting and fracturing when under lateral strain. I would really hate to have one of those collapse under me due to lateral stress fractures. All those sharp slivers of bamboo right under my crotch? No thanks...
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:2, Funny)
And next time I'm hit by an suv while riding a bike, I'll be sure glad the bike shattered into bits instead of staying in one relative piece!
Did the people who did this previous work in MS's "innovation" department???
Re:Mountain biking (Score:2, Funny)
Re:More Sustainable than Aluminum ?? (Score:1, Funny)
That HAS to be a lie! If there was really that much, we'd all be crushed!
Re:it's been done... (Score:5, Funny)
Go figure, the Professor could make Bamboo Bikes, Timeshares, Coconut powered-radios, a nuclear reactor and yet they couldn't simply patch a fucking hole in the goddamn boat, The Minnow...wtf?!
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm yes, what we really need is an environmentally friendly biodegradable substance that won't rot or get eaten by bugs. Best of both worlds.
extraordinarily plentiful (Score:2, Funny)
This sounds great to me, but man I hope that bamboo doesn't work its way into my garden. Has anybody here ever tried to weed bamboo out of a garden?
My mom planted bamboo once, and then, a few years later in the course of reorganizing her garden, asked me to dig it out. Ugh! That stuff is worse than an Outlook virus! It sends out needle sharpd shooters in all directions. If you see a single stalk poking out of the ground, it might have sent out shooters ten feet all around it. The only way I was able to finally dig it all out was to wait until after a heavy rain and basically just turn the "garden" into a mud soup pulling it out.
Turns heads in Christiania (Score:3, Funny)
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:3, Funny)
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:5, Funny)
Make it out of... (Score:5, Funny)
Sweet!
Re:Attacked By Endangered Species (Score:3, Funny)
(Now, some extra crap to fill space and defeat lame lameness filter) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Re:it's been done... (Score:3, Funny)
"Whatcha building there Professor?"
"Err, something that'll get us off the island and you're going to be the first to leave."
"Gee, that sounds great Professor! When am I leaving?"
"Now."
*bang*
Gilligan's Island (Score:4, Funny)
Did anyone see the episode where the professor made a bamboo car? Why he didn't just make a bamboo boat is beyond me.
Re:It wil make you fat (Score:3, Funny)
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:3, Funny)
Add to that the possibility of very simple reinforcement by wrapping it at key points with a strong thread and/or laminating it with reinforcements...
Once again, duct tape saves my ass (and other stuff).
flaming hoops (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I would love to see more natural fibers in bikes. Rather than making the whole bike from bamboo, making just a few pieces helps reduce the consumption from the titanium mines.
Sig: Flamable materials are dangerous, which is why I always make sure the products I buy are clearly marked as "inflamable."
Every teenager's dream (Score:3, Funny)
Kids, to those of you who just don't have enough reasons to be picked on and beaten up in middle school, we give you... THIS BAMBOO BICYCLE!
Complete with a detachable frame for easier caning.
Re:That's even more sustainable. (Score:3, Funny)
Please use emticons in your future postings so we know whether to laugh with you or at you.
Thanks,
The Slashdot-reading public.
Hmm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:3, Funny)
or pandas....
Impress me... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:flaming hoops (Score:1, Funny)
Your complaint will be valid when they make the bamboo unicycle.
True, bamboo does burn, but not very easily. You might as well worry about an aluminium frame suffering a thermite reaction. And, since drilling holes weakens bamboo (it encourages splitting), a composite bike would actually be less sturdy than an all-bamboo bike.
Nothing you buy is flammable? So you have no soft furnishings and your clothes are made of copper foil?
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:1, Funny)
We can't use solarvoltaics, because they require the use if REALLY nasty shit to produce them.
Looks like the only thing we can use is degassing shit.
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:5, Funny)
I can't wait to get one (Score:3, Funny)
I'm going to keep it in my garage with my Segway(tm) and my electric car.
I'll order one as soon as I finish this bag O-lean chips!
Re:strength of bamboo (Score:2, Funny)